What do I need to take to polling station?

The reason I ask, is I’m 150 miles from home and thinking of doing a round trip to vote

A crayon

Polling card, selection of indelible pens, tin foil hat and a sample of your DNA to mark the ballot paper with.

Fresh semen is probably best. I’d go for the furthest away booth.

EDIT: …and seeing as it’s you, a full face helmet.

A sense of humour?

a pic nic if its that far!

Michael Jackson and a pot of sudocrem.

nowt – just turn up and they tick you off the list

you do not need your polling card.
Just turn up at the right polling station.

Remember your dildo.

Nothing. Just need to know your own name and address.

Unless you’re in Northern Ireland – then you need ID as well.

Source

Don’t bother Dave, you’re on the wrong side anyway 😉

<smug>You know you vote by post don’t you? – I am 100 miles away from home and my vote is in!</smug>

Your 93 year old Mum according to Twitter.

You just need your name, remember to take it with you.

Also, note that the vote is over two days. They’re taking “remain” voters today and “leave” voters tomorrow. Don’t go on the wrong day and make a fool of yourself.