What amazing things can you buy on Amazon?

http://www.amazon.co.uk/ThinkGeek-Thinkgeek-Canned-Unicorn-Meat/dp/B004CRYE2C

This was a black friday deal yesterday:

£13.99 and they sold out in no time.

😯

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Flair-Hair-Visor-Brown-White/dp/B002RYU548/

18.5″ horse dildo – romance attack store

*makes mental note never to look on the romance attack store again*

That site is an education 😯 my bum hole is hiding after seeing some of those

Only £6 from SUCK UK

I really should have resisted the temptation to look at the Romance Attack page while at work.
Not sure if I’m going to be summoned by professional standards or occupational health.

A canvas print of Paul Ross

18.5″ horse dildo – romance attack store

There’s nothing romantic about being attacked by one of those.

The reviews are something special.

After watching a lot of horse beastiality i decided i had to have a horse dildo

….

I have a male horse so i can tell you that it is very realistic

(same review!)