UK Election!

Channel 4 exit poll prediction:

* Labour 410 seats

* Conservatives 131 seats

* Lib Dem 61 seats

* Reform 13 seats

* SNP 10 seats

* Green, Plaid Cymru, Northern Irish parties, Speaker 25 seats

****ING GET IN!!!!!!

Tories did much better than many polls predicted, loads predicted sub 100

13 for reform? Shit the bed.

ernielynch
Free Member
Bollocks. Reform UK 13

Very true, but within a month or so I bet a few of them are gone as skeletons reappear.

Grauniad:

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<h2 class=”dcr-1wl2b6o”>Exit poll suggests Labour has won 410 seats, and the Tories 131</h2>
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Clive Myrie is reading out the exit poll.

Conservatives: 131

Labour: 410

Liberal Democrats: 61

SNP: 10

Reform UK: 13

Plaid Cymru: 4

Greens: 2

Reform on 13. Labour NEED to deliver over the next 5 years or we’ll have PM Farage.

I have no doubt it will be a landslide,  but I don’t believe that these numbers will be accurate.

Based on nothing but I reckon the results will be quite different for the other parties

Guardian reckon 2 green seats

“Reform got 47% of the votes with Labour the other 53% and no other party getting any votes.”

When I was at school the Chimps Tea Party won by a landslide. I think it was the last election they dared run ?

On the exit poll, too optimistic for Reform I think.

Their lowest ever result

*slow handclap for Rishi*

California by tomorrow lunchtime?

Reform on 13. Labour NEED to deliver over the next 5 years or we’ll have PM Farage.

They’ll be rats in a sack. Farage can’t even persuade himself to stick to his own party line.

How the eff did reform (all lower case on purpose) get 13 on the exit poll???

There must be a lot of desperate, delusional people out there.

“Reform on 13. Labour NEED to deliver over the next 5 years or we’ll have PM Farage.”

No we won’t

Very true, but within a month or so I bet a few of them are gone as skeletons reappear.

I think defections from the Tories is more likely

I’m hiring a hooker. Male or female, I dont care at this point.

I can’t get upto anything as I’ve still got a broken cock but I need to share the Portillo moments to come.

A loveless landslide…..

SNP down 38 seats, I knew they’d lose seats but I didn’t expect to see that many in the exit poll.

Dorres is trying to sound intelligent

California by tomorrow lunchtime?

I suspect that Rishi Sunak has held on to his seat

10:10pm and Mad Nad is already kicking off

Ian Duncan smith, Steve baker and shapps almost definitely gone! ?

“Honestly Nadine, you need to get over Boris Johnson.”

”Do you really want to talk about Liz Truss?”

Shots already fired on Channel 4.

Mogg has a 47% chance of winning.?

They have racist grandma talking now

and a 53% of not winning

Dorres is trying to sound intelligent

“There will be a lot of dissatisfied Labour people going into Parliament because Labour didn’t get the lead it was predicted”.

Not with a 280 seat majority they won’t be dissatisfied, Nads!

Such a huge majority will prove a discipline problem for Starmer. As there is no chance the government will lose a vote, MPs will feel free to kick off and vote against party lines.

Is Widdecombe going to make it through the night?!

Loving Nadine trying to play the victim card!!! Sexist comment – **** off.

Very surprised if Reform scores anything like 13 seats.

Labour needs to deliver or they will last for one term only.

The wave of change is coming to the West and the ride will be rough.

At some point in the future Reform will be in govt if people are fed up with the two main parties.

Widdecombe’s gonna kark it before results at this rate.

Looks like the mad old Reform trout seems to think they’ve won a majority

theotherjonv
Full Member
and a 53% of not winning

I’m a glass half empty type, to a fault.lol

Houns
Full Member

Is Widdecombe going to make it through the night?!

Is it wrong to be hopeful? Would that be a bigger moment than hunt getting the boot

I’m enjoying this Genny Lex so far…

A couple of things.
There are Tories out there that I can disagree with their methods, but their hearts and objectives are not unreasonable – they want everyone to do well but they think centre right policies are the way to do it.  I disagree, but they are not bad people. There are also JRMs who I think are just bad people.
so Mefty if you have a good one, fair enough.
Second, 13 Faragistas might be great. They will be a disgrace and probably forced to resign one after another.  Not bad for the UK overall.

PS – about blinking time we saw these charlatans off. May the exit poll be accurate.

Kuenssberg is looking particularly sour-faced on the Beeb. It must be difficult for her – from the heady heights of being Dominic Cummings’ spokesperson to probably scrabbling around for a few gigs on Beeb Two. Vile woman.

Widdecombe sounds like she’ll be dead before the final count is done!

At risk of being nasty.  Widdecombe already looks like she is dead anyway, she just hasn’t stopped breathing