Something this dull wouldn’t normally warrant it’s own thread, but as last year’s was one of the best stand up comedy shows of 2017….

As per annual tradition Borris launched a leadership bid, undermining the PM  on his personal blog, aka the Telegraph, so far so normal…

Well, every attendee; MP, SPAD, member & journo has had their contact details available to all for over a week, because they didn’t set up the app they bought in properly..

This is gonna be fun …. Are they all about to be mega spammed<span style=”font-size: 0.8rem;”>?</span>

<span style=”font-size: 0.8rem;”>It’s only a maximum €20,000,000 fine, from the EU  😂. </span>
<p dir=”ltr”>https://gdpr-info.eu/issues/fines-penalties/</p&gt;

It’s only a maximum €20,000,000 fine, from the EU

Is this a plot to bankrupt the tories and end brexit? Ok, they have very wealthy investors behind them, but how many of them would want to give the money for a fine knowing the EU is behind it!

Its effing hilarious.  and apparently these twerps want to manage our borders using it solutions?

Probably the Russkies again – a bit of undermining and wobbling early doors.

If it the Russkies I couldn’t care less, it makes the Nasty Party look even more blundering and incompetent so bravo!

<span style=”font-size: 0.8rem;”>A **** Tory app!</span>

That’s funny enough in itself.

It seems Momentum use the same app; it’s apparently a default setting you just need to change, but they didn’t bother.

Momentum source on Tory app data breach: “It isn’t a tech glitch but a feature the Tories didn’t turn off after they purchased it off the shelf.” So a true cock-up.

— George Eaton (@georgeeaton) September 29, 2018

Tory MPs must be distraught, not only do they look a new level of incompetent, but Michael Gove now has all their phone numbers 😱

‘Borris Johnsons profile picture was immediately replaced with hard core pornigraphy’

The Foreign Secretary's mobile number was revealed and Boris Johnson's profile picture was immediately changed to hardcore pornographyhttps://t.co/UWTVWE0mkh

— Dan Bloom (@danbloom1) September 29, 2018

TBF,might have just been his tinder profile pic

Awesome.

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Conservative Party Conference App is still available… pic.twitter.com/jHg6CcLUV8

— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) September 29, 2018

It's so strange, the Conservative Party are usually so careful with how well things are made #ConservativeConference #app pic.twitter.com/lpdlGET0wT

— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) September 29, 2018

So….

Turns out the Tories use an app for their campaigners that gives points for retweeting stuff

But seems that is in breach of GDPR laws & is harvesting all the users data & sending it off to some hardcore right wingers in the states

1/ I note the issues around the conservative party conference app .. BUT OMG! I took a peek at the Conservative Campaigner app – "the official mobile app for supporters of The Conservative Party” and OH BOY …

— Privacy Matters (@PrivacyMatters) September 29, 2018

@kimbers I think you will find laws are for the poor people….

It is certainly not why they want out of the EU at all

We will be releasing a statement shortly regarding the Conservative Party Conference. We have made this matter a top priority and we have been working with the event organisers as a matter of utmost urgency.

— CrowdComms (@crowdcomms) September 29, 2018

& the conference centre itself, paid for by…..

#CPC18 pic.twitter.com/NGQZTr96hZ

— Till (@iamths1973) September 29, 2018

Is there a way to tell if your mp is attending?

Is there a way to tell if your mp is attending?

They should all be there, but just get hold of their number from the app and call them, maybe just put on an accent and say you are their “Room Service” and ask what their alternate preference is if their preferred hooker is busy

Do you think May actually knows what Twitter or Friendface is?

Is it something to do with this new-fangled interweb thing?

Attendance is optional. In current circumstances non-attendance would be v sensible.

The whole Tory conference is going to be about Boris doing what he does – being a ****!

this is probably the most critical point in this coutry since the Second World War, But **** that, let’s make everything about ME, ME, ME!!!! Because that’s whats important right now, right?

i’d quite Happily lock him in a cupboard for the rest of his life

i’d quite Happily lock him in a cupboard for the rest of his life

Being a tory he’d prob quite enjoy that, you’d have to include a suckling piglet, an orange, box of hamsters (siberian dwarf) and a wet nurse to really make him feel at home though. Or you could just take the twatt outside and beat his **** eyeballs from his skull with an old 7 iron.

I’d more than happily do that too. I just can’t comprehend how some gullible morons can’t see him for exactly what he is?

 I just can’t comprehend how some gullible morons can’t see him for exactly what he is?

He tells them exactly hat they want to hear

HaHa! It’s a political party conference, what did you expect? Sense?

Theyr’e all a bunch of incompetent bumwipes,

I don’t know what I dislike the most, children or MP’s.

I miss the old days

Or you could just take the twatt outside and beat his **** eyeballs from his skull with an old 7 iron.

Mashy niblick, surely?

I just can’t comprehend how some gullible morons can’t see him for exactly what he is?

He tells them exactly hat they want to hear

After theyve changed thier their hearing aid batteries, obvz.

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Packed Resolution Foundation fringe meeting on how the Conservative Party wins back the under-45s. pic.twitter.com/oYtQhpKmoW

— Michael Crick (@MichaelLCrick) September 30, 2018

🙂

There must be at least two under 45’s in there…

There must be at least two under 45’s in there…

The age age of their body’s, or their views?

Uh oh… #cpc18 pic.twitter.com/a2EXHVNIS2

— rajeev syal (@syalrajeev) October 1, 2018

I just can’t comprehend how some gullible morons can’t see him for exactly what he is?

Probably got got something to do with them being morons. And gullible. I should think…

Having just listened to Boris give his speech to the unhinged clapping acolytes that believe he is the new messiah i felt a pang of guilt and horror as i found myself exclaiming “where’s the **** IRA when you need them” , then i thought…….”nah, ****-em….they all deserve it”

x-post with the EU thread, but that was the speech of the next PM. Just like we all knew deep down that Trump would be elected, so the same is true of Johnson. Bring on the chaos 🙂

A leadership shot will be bloody and ugly, his chances of holing a divided party together are slim so it could finish them off for a while, tory remainers will have no love for him and probably no desire to be seen as part of his cabinet.

Open revolt time

A leadership shot will be bloody and ugly, his chances of holing a divided party together are slim so it could finish them off for a while

We can hope.

Indeed, let him go for it.

IMO you’ll hear the crash plummet reverberations echo from Argentina (where he belongs IMO)

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Is this a sketch show?

Boris Johnson received a standing ovation following his speech to a fringe event at the Conservative Party Conference today, where he urged the government to 'chuck' its Chequers Brexit plan. Were these young Conservatives won over? https://t.co/Cvwwa1Fm2N pic.twitter.com/Gg7uaiiHOx

— ITV News (@itvnews) October 2, 2018

After their fame on ITV news they are off to check the best before dates on their condoms, hoping to follow Borris into something