This is inspired, instead of arguing with them we should be just flogging them shit.

There was a trend a little while back for selling fake bomb detectors.* I thought that was genius, you’re not going to get many product returns.

(* – that’s bomb detectors that were fake, not a detector for fake bombs)

You should move here, I’m ****ed if I can get it to the back corner of our dining room.

You shouldn’t be using your phone at the dinner table! Manners, you know…
😉

There was a trend a little while back for selling fake bomb detectors.* I thought that was genius, you’re not going to get many product returns.

(* – that’s bomb detectors that were fake, not a detector for fake bombs)

There was a huge stink about that, the ‘detectors’ were being sold to governments with real IED issues, so not really a light-hearted matter.