Things you shouldn't Google.

One of the working at height trainers in work was asked the question do you get harnesses for women. So off he went to google female harness.

Didn’t quite get what he was liking for.

John Drummer

In a moment of freakish coincidence I’ve just received an e-mail to say the Sex Gang Children are playing The Garage, London on 24th May!

http://mamacolive.com/thegarage/listings/date/2014/5/24/

One of the security designers here was asked to put together a Pegging System for a prison (which is a type of time n attendance system), he wan’t sure what it was so googled ‘pegging’, he didn’t like what he saw!

Blue waffle. Go on!

Alaskan pipeline……….

You know, I thought I’d read the Internet, but “blue waffle” isn’t one I’ve come acr- er, heard of before. Am I really going to regret googling it?

Not at all, gooo onnnn…

Am I really going to regret googling it?

Nah, you’ll be fine.

Munging

For bands not to search for, ‘Porno for Pyros’ comes write high on the list, but I seen to remember getting a bollocking at school for looking for Barenaked Ladies stuff as well.

The best I’ve heard was my very shy, very sheltered, very Christian, geologist ex-housemate who, while looking for papers to do with geology, googled ‘cleavage in dykes’…

Much amusement reading this. More than a few have cropped up on here over the years, as did the subjects on my computer when I did the search.
At work.
Well, I didn’t have a computer at home back when I first started on here.
😆

Once got a shock looking for pics of Prince Alberts!

Not website as such
Films, both quite disturbing

Mordum I think it’s called

Tumbling doll of flesh

My 7 year old daughter is doing a class project on Queen Victoria. She googled ‘Prince Albert’ images. Jesus!!!!!! Missus nearly had a fit. Hilarious thinking back now tho!

2 kids 1 sandbox

do not google ‘eel soup’ whatever you do

There’s a railway locomotive called a ‘big boy’. It’s a ‘steam’ loco. Do not Google for both these terms at once. I can’t recall the details now…

Once, when looking for some meat-free dinner inspiration for that evening, I googled ‘interesting things to do with vegetables’.

Oops.

Red pancake 😯

Ironically, Cock Sauce is perfectly fine.

Well, I googled.

http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/bluewaffle.asp

… will tell you all you need to know.

I feel sick.

and there’s no way I’m googling ‘cake farts’

There is only one thing on the nets, rotten.com as per, that has made me question what I am doing.

So much so, I don’t even think I will post what it was.

Nasssssty.

and there’s no way I’m googling ‘cake farts’

Cake Farts is a shock site featuring a video clip of a woman breaking wind on a frosted cake. Since its online release in 2008, the footage has led to the creation of dozens of reaction videos on YouTube.

Just googled Tubgirl as I couldn’t resist. OMG that is foul. I think a little bit of sick just came up!

Now deleting history and cookies from the IPad before the wife and 4 year old finds it!

I think “to tug or not to tug” might be a bad idea although it seems to have an innocent usage on the bike forum right now.

Thread pruning?

Girl I used to work with cut her arm at work and decided to use the internet to see the best medical thing to do, so she googled ‘weeping gash’……

I was once after an image of a subway footlong. Image results for ‘footlong’ were not sfw…

Out in the hills one day we happened across an animal trap loaded with a shotgun shell. It went off with quite a bang when I poked it with a stick, a wonder noone was injured.

Anyway, back home and googling to find out what it was, most of the images were post mortem photos of people killed while setting said traps. Seemingly common in eastern Europe. Nasty.

1 priest 1 nun

Cannot believe all the talk is of tub girl when someone’s posts 2 girls 1 cup 😯

Even found family guy fame

Not sure how true, but I’m sure I read somewhere that ‘2 girls…’ was faked, using entirely appropriately coloured ice cream.

I was trying to find out import duty rates so I googled “hm customs” seems hm doesn’t just mean her majesties but also homosexual male …

Not sure how true, but I’m sure I read somewhere that ‘2 girls…’ was faked, using entirely appropriately coloured ice cream.

I’m not sure that girl could fit a Mr Whippy machine up her bum.

I’m not sure that girl could fit a Mr Whippy machine up her bum.

You would be amazed at the storage possibilities.

….why not google it?

You would be amazed at the storage possibilities.
….why not google it?

I have.

People are strange.

People are strange.

…and surprisingly capacious.

…and surprisingly capacious

😀

2nd munging

Also try try Meatspin.com and “spacedocking”