The most addictive food known to humankind

has got to be salted peanuts. Get them out of my sight please. 😕

Any other contenders?

Kettle Chips

Agreed on nuts generally. But even worse than peanuts….

I can keep going until my thumbs are bloodied stumps

Salt and vinegar dry roasted peanuts are worse. I’ll just buy this little bag.. nom nom nom wait.. what? HOW MANY CALORIES DID I JUST EAT IN TEN MINUTES?

Just over 1000, actually, you fat bastard.

Walkers Corriander and Lime Poppadoms….

Toasted Pumpkin seeds

Pringles and similar.

The problem with pistachios is that the time to open is the same time it takes to eat one.

You just end up with a production line going.

Tyrell’s sweet and salty popcorn.

Honey roast nuts.

Cadburys Fruit and Nut

Pizza

even if the sauce is the wrong colour

Pringles or Lidls Hot Chilli Peanuts

or any good ice cream tbh.

Put this in front of me, with a packet of Carrs crackers, (and red wine obviously) and I’ll keep going, and going until I pass out into a cheese coma

Tyrell’s sweet and salty popcorn.

The truth ^^^^

Not far behind :

Mc Vities Homewheat
Mini Cheddars
Bacon sarnies
Pepperoni pizza

Salt and sugar and fat, in fact.

Kettle chips, when combined with beer- if I’ve got a big bag, I don’t stop eating til I’ve drawn blood.

Cheese

Including everything from cheese and biscuits to pizza to cheese sauce…

Almost anything involving cheese is basically unstoppable.

Binners was correct with his first option, roasted salted pistachios are just lethal I reckon I could eat them all day.

ohnohesback – Member
Pringles and similar.

Back of the class for you, it’s not even food.

Cashew nuts on the nut front for me.

McVities caramel chcocolate digestives are great as well. I can go through an entire pack of them in about 5 minutes.

Seaweed peanuts

Bombay mix

The crack cocaine of the popcorn world

Tuna sashimi
Shortbread biscuits

Not at the same time ….

I’m eating that spread right now

bacon butties, on white warburtons, with brown sauce.

Mayo

Balsamic vinegar Kettle Chips. Filthy things, I can, and do, eat them until I feel sick. Add in a couple of pints of ale and I will set there all day munching them.

olddog – Member
Bombay mix

Ah, chap at work’s Indian mum makes chiwda occasionally and he brings in a big tub. So spicy it makes you sweat.
Can’t stop eating the stuff. Fill up paper cups and drink it down!
Good job it’s only occasionally!

Pistachios
wasabi peas
chili rice crackers
Lotus caramel biscuits.

basically anything like that, snacky stuff.

Chocolate.

Surprised nobody has mentioned jaffa cakes yet?

A mug of tea with any sort of low-rent dunking biscuit with me, but particularly Abernethies.

Requires serious impulse control not to just demolish half the packet

I’ll keep going, and going until I pass out into a cheese coma

I never get ill but twice in my life I’ve been violently sick due to over-consumption of cheese.
– once was a variety of cheese from Fortnum & Mason – mostly brie, goats and comte
– second was a slab of that stuff that they grow in caves somewhere in the UK, eaten over the course of an afternoon/ evening (it had been sweating a bit…)

I never eat more than a couple of mouthfuls now.

Surprised nobody has mentioned jaffa cakes yet?

Blast.

Mini croissants, sometimes go to meeting where these are on offer – I usually make it to 7 or so before feeling guilty and letting other people have some…