There must be a connected term. I refuse to call it faffing about, but it leads to the same exasperation. I think it’s unique to leaving the house to go out, but may have other versions.
Some time earlier – “what time are we leaving”
agreement – “at half past”
at 28 past, family appears from various bedrooms and locations and conspicuously puts coats on and sit in front room.
Meanwhile – dog needs to be sent out for a wee before locking the back door, turning the TV off, making sure that the water bowl is full, etc. other possible activities before leaving. Chances of anyone else lifting a finger to do any of this? Zero. Just sitting there on phones and candy crush and whatever.
And then I get falsely accused of faffing (sometimes Michelle Faffer in our terminology)