What a bunch of utter tools.

I suspect the swear filter will be tested…..

What a disturbingly freaky looking bunch of people

Liking the beard.

rainbow of skills!

already finding the asian bird really annoying – and not because she’s asian, but that’s the easiest way to describe her as I don’t yet know her name……

They seem to think that the cockiest ****t’s going to win… oh so wrong!!!

‘at the end of he day’

here come the crap phrases

been looking forward to this for ages!

“whats this?”

“a Duster”

**** me……muppets!!

We’ve used our budget wisely.

Erm, you just spent all of it. Is that wise?

£300!!! lol

I can’t even stay in the same room.
After finishing off the Dirt Contents thread, I’m going in the garage to fit a brake or something.

As an aside, I saw Nick – Alan Sugars’ right hand – at Edinburgh Aiport last summer – and he was picking his nose quite vigorously.

Excellent…..they can’t even wash cars!

The girls wanted £300 to wash 3 limos and they normally pay £60!! Oh My God!

The asian guy taking notes for the men (Norul) was my boss when I worked at Sainsbury’s during A-levels. He is a right smarmy ****!

what a bunch of useless *******

I only came on here because my missus is watching this and I couldn’t bear it any longer. I’m so pleased its not just me that is already thinking these lot are a bunch of total ****ts!

What is wrong with Blondies mouth?!

Loving the way the “beard” has already cracked 2 sexist jokes!!!!!

And…how tf do you wash cars in tight skirts and stilettos???

What a bunch of ugly mugs!

yep, budget wisely spent! 😆

BITCH FIGHT!!!!!

Liking the beard.

I thank you.

I think the girls are always worse. The bitching is incredible…

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

ourkidsam- beat me to it! What on earth was happening to the blonde’s mouth when she was on the phone? It’s like the phone had some gravitational pull!

I’d forgotten how much shouting at the telly is involved in this programme. Safe to say I wouldn’t let any of them anywhere near our car (and not just because I’m a bit anal when it gets to car cleaning), they don’t know their @rses from their elbows!

Did one of those F£$kwits just say “It’s so feng shui”?????

John Terry/Martyn Freedman was right in for the kill on the PM before he knew they’d won.

Blondie is like a cross between Linda McCartney AND Heather Mills. So she won’t win.

I quite like the look of blondie 😳

erm…….I would quite like to biff the blonde one. I think it’s her eyes. I have had some beer though this evening and may change my mind at a later date.

ha ha….strangelove beat me to it! At least his STW name is perhaps more apt!

Just walked in from fitting a front mech and stole laptop from the wife who is watching this sh1te. blonde & ginger would get it. And the black ones got nice eyes. Has the asian had a stroke?

As we like it so much on here… I’ve just found the penthouse on streetview

Luckily for them, this is just a few doors down!!

WHOA, I’m not saying I wouldn’t with Blondie, just pointing out a similarity I’d spotted.

How much are they grovelling for there jobs?

Its cringeworthy.

They are all as bad as each other.

Matt

I hope the asian bird goes – her mouth is too small for her face.

Please, let him pull out a gun and shoot the loser…

Shoot all three please

Well at least he got rid of the fugly one eh Stumpy01 😉

YES!! Justice is done!!! HA HA HA!!

PS – Adnams Broadside is hitting the spot.
PPS – bottle of Black Sheep waiting in the wings………..

‘Sir Alan doesn’t particularly like lawyers’

I don’t think it was that love

“Turnover is vanity, profit is sanity – that’s it!”

Dear, sweet lord

Mefster – that phone had a Dyson attachment or something!