Not using the facilities at work? Really. Frankly I feel a little robbed taking a crap at home at the weekend.
Even the 16-year-old NMWer deserves to be paid a quid for a 15 min crapbreak, it’s what separates us from those ruthless greedy Yanks.
Personally, I like to get in first in the morning, in winter it can be bitter with the window open, if I have to suffer the ‘warm seat’ I try to look at the positives, it’s warm. Unless you have to go after Andrew the lazy CAD monkey who must assume his Mum comes in with the loo brush after he’s had his little dirty protest in the pan. I hate him.
Anyway, 1 toilet, not as in a small room with toilets in, but a singular toilet for use standing or seated between 13 men at worst, and a Ladies loo for the near-exclusive use of the 1 women who works here full-time. It’s usually warm.