Some barsteward has just nicked my name!!!

I used to be Hoops and was for years, but not anymore. After STW had their database fiddled with some other clever fool has come along and beat me to my own name.

LOTS OF EXPLETIVES…..OUT LOUD AND EVERYTHING

How do we know you used to be the ‘real’ hoops?

coz…..coz…… just because! [stamps feet and huffs]

Wisnae me!

Will the real hoops please stand up

please stand up

TJ – you’re not even the real TJ any more. Everyone knows that.

Shame when that happens – didn’t something similar happen with the 2 Simon Barnes’ last time we all re-registered

BAD form if they knew your name previously existed though, hoops

have you tried Poops?

I know how you feel! The ST mods took my first username, in payment for an image I posted.

Poops would have probably been better. Heyhoo there’s bigger things to worry about. [jestures to new site and lack of tabs like what the old site had]

you should pm thenewhoops and tell them to eff off* – then daily escalations until you track them down & kill them

*(like wot somebody didn’t do to ton the other day)**

**is he still alive ?

I’m the real Sofatester. Ahah!

But if anyone wants to share my sofa please feel free. As long as your slim, fit and female 😉

As long as your slim, fit and female

Paula Radcliffe will be asking you to budge up in a minute.

Scardypants – the person who stole my name gave it back. So I am both tandemjeremy and therealtandemjeremy now 🙂

TJ – I know (I’ve seen your work on that other thread – it’s you alright!) 😉

[jestures to new site and lack of tabs like what the old site had]

*gestures to the links at the top of the page that have been there all day, just above the thread title*

they’re not the same [re-stamps feet and huffs]

I am spartacus!

No, i’m Spartacus!

look on the positive side, if you pissed off anyone on the old site then the person who stole your name will be in their bad books and you will be concience free. 🙂

I’ve changed my name to protect the innocent. Thought it would make me seem more mysterious.

I’m Sparticus

I’m confused.

I’m Gay…

Scardypants – the person who stole my name gave it back. So I am both tandemjeremy and therealtandemjeremy now

read the forum rules, 2 logins is a banning offence! 😉

i thought 2 logins flooded the toilet?

it does in our house

Naah, just needs ten flushes and stick of dynamite.

I’m Brian and so is my wife

He’s not Brian, he’s a very naughty boy.

alright alright, would the real Brian please raise their hand

“I’m Brian and so is my wife “

Damnit……..Beat me to it

the person who stole my name gave it back.

Though I kept visiting rights 😉