so there's this girl…
Just ask her out for a date or bike riding date …
Scrap that as I can’t pull myself but then I would just ask. Probability game you know and if she does not like you then at least you can be embarrassed for a while. Make life more interesting.
Some say my failure may be attributed to my Clarke shoes but I disagree. Bloody fashion police …Posted 6 years agodon simonMember
So there’s a rather lovely female at my work that has grabbed my attention and it’s got to the stage where I cant even speak to her as I’m a little awkward around the fairer sex
You’ll fit right in here then.
Have you any experience of this impressing women before?
Don’t even try…Posted 6 years agomartymacSubscriber
casually drop into the conversation that you do a bit of mountain biking.Posted 6 years ago
if she likes you she will take it on board.
if she likes biking/you, she will probably say ooh, where do you go/ what bike you got or something.
if youve hit the jackpot she might ask if a bike is the only thing you ride.
The thing is women like to talk, and when they meet another of the species, thats all they do,and youll be sidelined.
Also the things they want to talk about have absolutely no relevance to man talk, so just learn to say , yes, ok, another drink, every so often and youll be ok.Posted 6 years ago
some of these suggestions gave me a chuckle. I don’t have a problem speaking once I get started, and could blab about bikes for hours however it’s the initial conversation that is hard. “Hi, so….I like spandex” hmmm. Glad to see i’m not the only awkward one here thenPosted 6 years agophilconsequenceMember
🙂 as long as you’re wearing a chest-wig or carrying a pimp cane i think you’ll be ok… outdoorsy women love that kinda thing.
(i’d go with something along the lines of ‘Posted 6 years ago
fancy seeing how massive my skids arehmmm fancy checking out my ride? i roll on twentysixes yoisnt our boss an idiot, i’d love to ride my gnarly dandyhorse right up his stinky bottom, wanna join me sugarboobies?’
chewkw me too, although mine was tea. Some very good suggestions(most were just ridiculous haha) but do I literally just go right up to her n ask her if she would like to join me sometime? she might think it’s the most random thing she’s ever heard. Also any ideas on the Inverness area folks?Posted 6 years ago
This lady is available on http://www.mtbdating.con
“I am a fully qualified Pilates and Spin Instructor, living in Luton. I live with my adorable son in our recently purchased council flat, 2 bedroom that is. It’s a complete dump but we’re not planning on staying here for more than 5 years. That’s the length of time that we have to keep it until we can coin in. Might even sublet it at some point. I don’t see the point in decorating it or cleaning it for that matter. I am very attractive with make up on and have a trim body due to my job where I teach all of 3 classes a week, feels more like 20 a week sometimes the way I go on about it. I have been described as a bit mad like to switch my moods. I probably take after my mother in a lot of her ways, not sure about my father will have to ask him if he’s still around as he certainly wasn’t when I was younger. I’ve always wanted to be a different demographic due to no strong family values or roots so I seek to inject culture and ethnicity into my life through potential partners. Yes there have been an awful lot but I’m not one to settle for less than I deserve. I’m high calibre as you can see from my background. Don’t let my son put you off he was from a one night encounter and his father has never really been on the scene. I’m also having therapy to get over my issues as they used to put every man off that I slept with. I also have lots of pretty friends as I think it’s good to surround yourself with those you aspire to. I’ve never been loved by a man so maybe you could be the one to show me what it feels like. than I deserve. iI love mountainbikers,and the shy type.”
I also heard through said grapevine that she thought I was “nice”,this was ages ago however. I don’t even know if she’s still single or what, I am even annoying myself now at how pathetic I am. I don’t think she’d say no to the bike ride as she seems cool. I just need to find my balls which are hiding somewhere,perhaps I left them up Ben Lomond……Posted 6 years ago
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