Hi Chaps, welcome back to the occasional semi competition where I ask what slogans I should include in my next batch of stickers.

Previously and almost constantly we have:
* No Britneys
* Chicks Dig Single Speeders
* Cycling is not a crime
* I brake for cake
* More Beers Than Gears

Best suggestion will win a “Bikemonger- Wisecracker” its a 4mm headset spacer that features a bottle opener for mid ride ales, shed ales, beach ales, and if you keep the bike in house Kitchen ales too.

Come on then, finish that botle of wine and get thinking.

“your name here”

“actual size”

“if you can read this, rider in ditch”

SSer are ****

Attentionwhores ride SS

Too Dumb for gears

“what goes around goes around goes around goes around goes around and around” (wrap it around the frame like the Cotic stickers)

one for sheldona:

“my other bikes a Jones”

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“Faster downhill than up”

My other bike is your mum

“wanted: help fixing my derailleur”

“are we there yet?”

“I spy one thing beginning with G”

“By heck no rear mech!!”

“nothing changes”

“I have to stand up when it gets hard”

Gears are for queers

I haven’t got a Jones, I’m not Niche enough

16:32 just gone half four

‘One cog just the job’

“I’m single and rigid”

“Gears are for queers”
“The need for single speed”
“Gearless & happy”
“Gears are too complicated”

‘Gears are for gayers’

gears are for queers

“100% Riding – no missed shifts”

‘Too posh to push? then don’t buy a Single speed’

“you can take my gears, but you can’t take my freedoommmmmm”

“one gear, one love”

“just one gear and still no idea”

too slow on that one

“Single malt lover, single speed rider”

“Make Fixies History”

“Wait ’til you see my Chopper”

“My other bike’s a Budgie”

“Mafia? I sh1t ’em!”

“Caution: Bastard on board”

” I love Hackney”

“I didn’t think Genesis were too bad, but I thought Phil Collins was right up his own arse, to be perfectly honest”

“If you can read this, we must be married”

“All Black Cab drivers are charming, intelligent, lovely people who are surely the best drivers on the road”

“Thatcher Must Die”

“D’you want to see some puppies?”

“No Step”

“I SS, therefore I am”

“forty eight teeth to go”

“its easier this way”

Ray Mears ate my gears

‘I ride one gear all year’

‘Too many gears & it’ll end in tears’

“It’s not as hard as it looks”

‘of course you are!’
‘faster than you’
‘life is life’ (ner ner na na naa)

“My Brain is my second favourite organ”

‘A one speed steed is all I need’

‘If it ain’t broke then don’t fixie it’

“its harder than it looks!”

“I brake for hills”

‘Singlespeeders get there eventually’

My SS bike is an instrument, rather than a machine……