toSSer
SS-SlowSpeed

SS’ers know how to work the cleat.

To SS … er …

Cog told me to do it

its all looking good. I have a shortlist. Gotta go now, because Mrs Bikemonger is looking hot.

Tomorrow i will check this thread again, add any other strong entries. and start a fresh shortlist vote now thread.

hell… this is more exciting than that eurovision football contest.

What would Jesus Ride?

pedal harder – go faster
fixed hub – next pub?
always in the right gear

the missing link

“Nothing changes” that got me!

“No thumbs” “Waggling thumbs” etc etc

I wish mbUK would redo the ’one flinkin’ speed sticker’. Yea i know that says flamin’ . . . I blame the Cobra ;).

One Won

Chicks Dig Single Speeders

That’s the one.

One speed – live it
don’t mess with your ratios
one ring to rule them all
No more options
No alternatives here
More torque – less talk
One speed – live it
One size fits all
You make your choices, I have one
Credit Crunch Cycle
Only one choice here
Maintain your momentum SS
Just one need single speed
Only a stressed chain

Singlespeeders R right not tight.

I don’t suck chains
Anti Chainsuck device installed
Goes without lube
I like mud
Mines harder than yours
My legs can crack walnuts
I like going down

“one full set of teeth”

Bombers owned my gears

Yes, I am a luddite.
It’ll be solid tyres next…
Its not a grimace, its a grin
Its not a grin, its a grimace
Official go-slow
No, really, Im enjoying this.
Mech Atheist
More balls than Lance

(er, sorry about that last one, I actually really respect the guy)

“The hill grinder”

evilzone pwned my gears

Mech Atheist

Amechist

“It’s Better To Burn In Hell Than Fade Away”

“Paul de Vivie was wrong”
“La Gauloise”

“Single Gear : Various Speeds :-)”
“I’ll put my lungs back in at the top”
“What do you mean They do these with gears these days?”
“Gears would make it too heavy to push uphill”

Single all the way

big boys bmx

Single & Simple-Bike & Rider
Singlespeeders DONT suck

Be free, be single

Eat my singlespeed dust.
My singlespeed is gonna kill your momma
Less gears than gonads.

I like “be free, be single”
and how about:
Fully automatic variable transmission
small cogs big balls

If you can read this then i have stopped.
Stop staring have you never seen 52″ before?

Printed upside down:
If you can read this i have spilt my beer.

“You can take me gears, but you’ll never take me seriously!”

or
more gonads than gears
whichever you prefer

Dual Fuel, Pies and Beer

Mono Cogster

Shifters are for shirt lifters

No rear cage it’s all the rage

are you paying too much for your car insurance?

Kurt Vonnegut said it best: the epitaph for the planet, I remember which he said should be carved as big letters in the wall of the grand canyon for the flying saucer people to find was this… “we could have saved it, but we were too doggone cheap”

“I dont need body armour, I’m not going to crash”. Jason McCroy RIP

It’s a three speed.

“I hate your facebook”
“too posh to push”
“join my niche”
6 million gears to ride, choose 1″

Just some of the many floating around my head…

DrP

one brain one speed

Give your thumbs a rest

play longer, keeping it simple

Its not rocket science

Scratch-n-sniff – sweat and tears

crank one off

Do I look as if I care!

Sheldon respect RIP