Ridiculous Tabloid Headlines

Rhubarb Woman Gets Custody

Here’s a gem from the Waily Excess today: Snowmageddon

Living up to their reputation as usual 😆

‘Jumping Jack Flash, It’s A Gas Gas Gas Explosion’

In The Sun, when there was some sort of fiery propane-based incident on board one of The Rolling Stones’ yachts in the Caribbean. I was eating a bar meal at the time I read it, and distinctly remember spitting half chips half rice quite some distance across the table.