I was once having a wee in a pub toilets, idly reading the condom machine, like you do. It sold novelty condoms, the ‘novelty’ in particular being that they were glow in the dark. And in the shape of a rat. Yes, a rat.

There was a warning on the machine that said “novelty condoms only, not to be used as a barrier”. I thought that if anything would be an effective barrier to getting your end away, it would be having a cock that looked like a glow in the dark rat.

I thought that if anything would be an effective barrier to getting your end away, it would be having a cock that looked like a glow in the dark rat.

Hahaha!

Not for stunting

Pretty sure I used to see that sticker on Emmelle/Moore Large BSOs. JJB Sports, those were…. n’t the days