PSA: if anyone’s emailed me I’ve not recieved it!

bloody UK2’s email forwarding doesn’t appear to be working!!

so if any of you have emailed me at ether:

alex AT oldghosts DOT co DOT uk

or

admin AT oldghosts DOT co DOT uk

sorry I’ve not received it!!

I’ve not emailed you.

Because, quite frankly, I don’t want to.

Because I find your activities with goats to be abhorrent, and go against everything which I hold dear.

How’s your new washing mashine?

you’ve never lived!

the washing machine is splendid and a fellow is driving 85 miles to give me 99p for my broken one tomorrow morning at eleven!

I’ve not emailed you either.

99p? Does he know he could’ve bought the Evening Standard for only a penny more?

Caveat Emptor…

andym I’ve been emailing you all week, don’t tell me you no longer want the Calisis, viagra, hot hot teen mortgage loan win prize sex meet singles in your area hot free ringtone that we had talked about?

Hello MrNutt – were you showing a slight interest in the evil I have for sale or just the bird table alone as I think your based near me in Glos region no?

If you are then your welcome to view and have a good look to see if it takes your fancy as a hardcore hardtail.

What’s your e-mail that your on at the moment so that we could maybe arrange a meet?

I’m in Wilts, and genuinely interested in the birdtable as I already have an Orange Subzero running 66’s and I’d quite like it so that I can take pictures of the wee beasties from the window!

damn, damn, do you think she’d miss it? (your landlady) I wonder what the STW collective opinion is about selling your landladies birdhouse without her consent?

after all, as a device it will still be fulfilling its intended purpose (thus still providing her with a sense of spiritual uplift) albeit in a different location, and she would experience a saving in bird food!

Perhaps you just need to pitch it to her in the right light?