Premier League Predictions

1st Man City
2nd Chelsea
3rd Man Yoo
4th Arsenal (Top until the first daffodil emerges)
5th Spuds
6th Dippers

FA Cup: Chelsea
League Cup: Everton
Player of the year: David Silva
Top Scorer: Van Persie

Relegated

West Ham
Leicester
QPR

1st Chelsea
2nd Citeh
3rd Arsenal
4th Liverpool
5th Utd
6th Spurs

FA Cup: Utd
League Cup: Chelsea
Player of the year: Hazard
Young Player of the year: Barkley or Sterling
Top Scorer: Aguero (if fit)

Relegated

Burnley
QPR
West Ham or West Brom

One team will win.

1. Chelsea
2. Liverpool
3. Man City
4. Arsenal
5. ManU
6. Everton

Champs league: Real Madrid
fa Cup: Liverpool
League cup: Arsenal

Something similar but with NUFC in the top 6
Man U to last till christmas with wing backs

I’m just hoping saints have enough players left to field a team. 😥

Arsenal
City
Chelsea
United
Everton
Liverpool

CL Bayern
FA Cup Arsenal
League Cup Chelsea

Relegated

West Ham
Burnley
West Brom

Double double double, BFG has won the double

1 Chelsea
2 City
3 Utd
4 Arsenal
5 Liverpool

FA Cup Newcastle
CL Real

Relegated
Burnley
West Brom
Aston Villa

1. Sitty
2. Arsenal
3. Man utd
4. Chelski
5. Liverpool
6. Everton

FACup Man Utd
League Everton
Big cup Barca

Relegated
Qpr
West Bromwich
Aston Villa

Wendyball? A lot of overpaid mincers rolling round a field blah blah blah. Cyclists and rugby players compete with broken glass up their whoopsie etc etc.

Just figured I would get that out the way before the inevitable.

Anyway.

1. Chelsea (punches self in face)
2. Arsenal (bias)
3. City
4. Man Utd.
5. Liverpool
6. Everton

FACup Arsenal (once you pop….)
League Liverpool
CL cup Real Madrid

Relegated:

Saints
Burnley
Aston Villa

I’m just hoping saints have enough players left to field a team.

I feel for Saint’s fans, I really do. As an Arsenal fan we have a history of liberating some of your brightest youngsters, but we like to restrict that to 1 every 1-2 years. This wholesale cash grab seems odd at best, as while you are making a shit ton of money, and Koeman has 50m to spend apparently, we all saw how Spurs got on with an influx of so many new players last season. Plus, are you going to get better quality than what left?

Koeman seems in good spirits about it, tho.

1 Chelsea
2 Citti
3 Arsenal
4 Everton
5 Liverpool

Relegated Man Utd +2 others

yurrup Chelsea

1. Liverpool
2. Liverpool
3. Liverpool

Because I’m a Scouser and the rest of you don’t even exist 😉

1. City
2. Chelski
3. Man Yoo (2nd in the unlikely event of VP staying fit for the season)
4. Arsenal
5. Everton

Relegated:

Southampton (on account of being unable to field a squad)
QPR (on account of Arry running off with a suitcase full of used notes, leaving them bankrupt)
Liverpool

Highest scorer: Aguaroooooooooooooooooooooooooo
CL: Barca

1st Chelskie
2nd Man City
3rd The daily Arsenal
4th Utd
5th Everton
6th Wheel nickers

FA Cup: Chelsea
League Cup: Leicester
Player of the year: Riad Mharez
Top Scorer: Jamie Vardy

Relegated

West Ham
Burnley
QPR

1st Man City
2nd Chelsea
3rd Spurs
4th Man U
5th Woolwich

FA Cup Man U
League Cup Chelsea
Champs Lge Bayern Munich

Relegated
Leicester
Swansea
West Ham

Citeh
Manure
scouse gits
chelski
other scouse gits (take your pick which is which)
oneniltothearsenal

FA Cup Chelski
League Cup Citeh

relegated:
Burnley
Dull City Tigers
Villa

Prediction – Sky will advertise it as the greatest show on earth, when in reality, with the exception of a few games, it’s dull as **** compared to the quality on show in the Bundesliga.

As a villa fan and seeing the dross that was served up last year combined with a complete failure to add quality to the squad I would be very surprised if we didn’t get relegated.

Prediction – Sky will advertise it as the greatest show on earth, when in reality, with the exception of a few games, it’s dull as **** compared to the quality on show in the Bundesliga.

It’s always a cool line to roll out but in actual fact it’s just not true is it?

For every lower level team in the Premier League there are the likes of SC Freiburg, Stuttgart, Eintracht Frankfurt and FC Augsburg in the German top flight.

Coupled that with the fact that it’s a 2 horse race every single season and you have a not too different league.

1. Chelsea
2. Man City
3. Arsenal
4. Man Utd
5. Liverpool
6. Spurs

FA Cup – Chelsea

Champs League – Bayern Munich

Relegated – Burnley – Southampton – Sunderland

No way the Bunderliga is better quality or more exciting than the premier league, id except (but disagree) equal, but better, no chance.

Man utd (7th) twatted Leverkusen (4th) 5-0 in Germany as an example 🙂

Prediction – Sky will advertise it as the greatest show on earth,

Sky can be forgiven for bigging up the Prem, as they paid A LOT of money to have it.

when in reality, with the exception of a few games, it’s dull as **** compared to the quality on show in the Bundesliga.

That’s hipsterish nonsense.

I have in no way let my allegiance affect my predictions

1st City
2nd Chelsea
3rd Pride of North London – COYS
4th Utd
5th Pride of South London – Arse
6th Liverpool – sent back from whence they came (well almost)

FA Cup: Pride of North London – COYS (perhaps a bit more reaslistic than the league)
League Cup: One of the teams that gets relegated (retrospectively looking at who I reckon will get relogated – Everton!)
Player of the year: Ya Ya if still at city
Top Scorer: Aguero

Relegated

Hull
QPR
Soton (if they still have a team by that stage)

1 Chelsea
2 Man City
3 Arsenal
4 Liverpool

Man U anywhere from 5 to 7 with Spurs and Everton in the mix. Not easy to write that list as a Spurs fan.

Real won’t win the CL again, too hard to do 2 years in a row and Bayern will be strong again

Gutted for Southampton, saw them a few times as a boy with my Dad and they where a breath of fresh air last season.

The Bundesleaga isn’t anywhere near as strong as the PL, it’s more like Spain where you have a handful of very good sides who are fresh in CL competition as their domestic games are easy.

That’s hipsterish nonsense.

Brilliant

Between Chelsea and city for the top spot, arsenal in third buch pushing the top two much closer, I think they will gap the rest and it is a toss up who will take the fourth spot, but if the new manager at Tottenham has the same effect he had at Southampton they will probably take it.

1. Chelsea
2. Arsenal
3. Man City
4. Liverpool

Relegated:
QPR (swamped with ludicrous levels of debt, paying over the hill players daft wages)
Leicester
West Brom.

Top Scorer: Giroud

CL: Chelsea (in ugly, tedious fashion)
FA Cup: Arsenal
LC: Everton

Football is all about opinions, and that’s mine!

Torres top scorer? 😆

A non penalty taking defender keeper will outscore torres

Not sure this year
Hope chelski do not win as Morinho has somehow managed to be fantastic at press conferences and then put out and play the dullest football imaginable.

Top 4 chelsea, city , man and arsenal I am not sure of the order tbh but those first two are most likely to be vying for top spot

Pool will struggle without suarez and with CL and an aging gerrard 6 th

City
Arsenal
Chelski
Liverpool
Everton
Spuds
Man Utd

Haven’t seen anything at united that makes me think they’ll be any better this year. Reckon (hoping) Moanriniho is losing his touch re-signing Droggy, don’t think pool are strong enough….but City have got such a squad its hard to look past them. Arsenal to push them close though with our new super striker Sanchez!!! 😀

Haven’t seen anything at united that makes me think they’ll be any better this year.

Against Inter recently:

……ok, it’s not:

…but they’re getting there.

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Ooh! Screw all the predictions, the new season just got to be guaranteed awesome:

when they say vanishing is it instant or is it long lasting and fizzles out in in the winter like arsenals challenge

here all weak try the Tofu

when they say vanishing is it instant or is it long lasting and fizzles out in in the winter like arsenals challenge

here all weak try the Tofu

*bookmarks post*

😆 @ vanishing spray. I bet those shaving form companies are doing well.

Edit: GeordieLand Utd will reach no 8th on the premier league ranking …

No they won’t. If any players are looking good, mike Ashley will flog ’em in January! 😉

binners – Member

No they won’t. If any players are looking good, mike Ashley will flog ’em in January!

He is not aiming to win the league but rather to increase the cash in his wallet so long as it is profitable, mid table is good enough for ROI. Yes, selling good players is a good way to get that. 😀