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  • Pouring from a crisp packet..
  • Duane…
    Free Member

    You know.. last few crisp fragments, tip them back into your mouth.

    Socially acceptable? On the bus? In the pub? In the office?

    binners
    Full Member

    ….then rip the packet open and lick it?

    wrightyson
    Free Member

    I do it whilst overtaking 😉

    damitamit
    Free Member

    Just did it at my desk.

    The fat person opposite me eats a packet of Snack a Jack sour cream and chives every morning. The way he systematically rips the packet, lays it out, removes the creases and then finger-licks every last crumb annoys me a little every single day!

    rocketman
    Free Member

    No other way to eat crisps AFAIK

    teasel
    Free Member

    Same as above – it’s the only way to stop the grease contaminating your hands.

    Crush and pour*.

    *Then check beard for crumbs, if you have one.

    cheekyboy
    Free Member

    binners – Member

    ….then rip the packet open and lick it?

    Pretend youre plating a big`un

    TuckerUK
    Free Member

    Pretend youre plating a big`un

    Wouldn’t the ‘bits’ be off putting? 😡

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    Prawn cocktail flavour?

    momo
    Full Member

    This is the only way to eat crisps!

    adjustablewench
    Free Member

    Crisp packets never get ripped here after my eldest bought my younger two a book called crisp packet fireworks and other cool experiments they get saved..

    And the nuked in the microwave for a couple of seconds – its the nearest you get to performing magic to shrink things – complete with blue flashing weird science type special effects

    And as the kids have been doing it for some time now and out microwave still works I guess it doesn’t donit any harm

    Go on … try it ….. you know you want to ….

    toby1
    Full Member

    And as the kids have been doing it for some time now and out microwave still works I guess it doesn’t donit any harm

    Go on … try it ….. you know you want to ….

    Have you checked how many arms they all have?

    adjustablewench
    Free Member

    The kids? They just have to the arms they came with

    Or the crisp packets? No arms yet so we havent managed to alter their DNA that much . . . Yet

    SkillWill
    Free Member

    Simon Blackwell said: “When I tip up a crisp packet and ‘drink’ the last few crumbs, that’s probably when I feel the least like James Bond.”

    franksinatra
    Full Member

    I was told about a local person who recently had to get the morning after pill after her chosen method of contraception had failed – that contraception was a crisp packet!

    Anyway, always acceptable to get every last crumb out.

    patriotpro
    Free Member

    Do it with pride!

    Harry_the_Spider
    Full Member

    Pretend youre plating a big`un

    Thanks. I have just nearly choked to death on a biscuit (not a euphemism).

    annebr
    Free Member

    I’m a lady!!! 😉

    I pour on to my hand and then scoop into my mouth.

    DezB
    Free Member

    Make sure you flick the side of the bag first so all the crumbs are in the bottom.

    hels
    Free Member

    Bowl, always a bowl. I’d eat them with a knife and fork if I could. Hate eating out of packets or anything you have to eat with fingers, esp in public places. Maybe that’s why I went to Library School.

    teethgrinder
    Full Member

    Scampi Fries…(insert Homer drooling smilie here)

    wrightyson
    Free Member

    All crisps go out of date on a Saturday. Go on, go check…

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