As a child (8 year old I think) I cleaned Gary Numans WW2 Harvard at North Weald and West Maling airshows (different times!)

I can bunnyhop a penny farthing

My mate Pete and I got into the Top-10 at the 2017 Egg-Throwing World Championship

I used to have to test Paul Nicholas`s harness when he was JC in JC Superstar …..yankawedgie

got chucked out of Buckingham Palace for pinching a maid`s bum

got 50p from Tommy cooper as a Christmas box, and a signed photo and a bottle of brut from anita harris

some other stuff
and…
I have a friend who is tom joness uncles sisters brother`s mate

I once met Chipps from STW in a Fishmongers

I met him in a supermarket once. They had a lovely fish counter.

Mike Patton from Faith No More tried to steal my T Shirt.

The people who helped break Eamon De Valera from Lincoln Prison called at my Grandads house in Sheffield on the way to Manchester. They offered to take my dad and his siblings to America with them. My Grandad declined.
My dad and my aunt heard the conversation as they were playing under the dining room table at the time…..

I’ve had a kiss from Carol Decker.

Eddie Izzard managed my flat mate’s band.

Nobby Stiles’ mum was a family friend.

Joe Gladwyn once gave me 50p outside Mount Carmel church in Blackley.

I’ve sang on stage at Band On The Wall in Manchester. Twice.

I proposed to Victor Brox’s daughter.

I ate goat in almond sauce with Barry Chuckle

Don’t you mean berry chutney?

I am a son of Paul McCartney’s first girlfriend (linked to my previous Piers Morgan statement)

I introduced Tony Hawk to Barry Mcguigan at a party in Barcelona

I was the presenter of a TV show, and have been out for beers with a Mod off STW.

I was the presenter of a TV show, and have been out for beers with a Mod off STW.

Scott? Is that you?

I’ve smoked a spliff with the Mitchel brothers off eastender out the back of a local boozer.
I’ve seen John Bonham from Led Zep get up and play drums with a local band at an MX club presentation night.
I’ve represented GB twice at international team world champs
I came second in the donkey derby while on holiday at Butlins.

Scott? Is that you?

Shhh, I’m in disguise

I once played cricket at The Oval and also in the Wanderers Stadium in Johannesburg.

Oh my god.

Shhh, I’m in disguise

Is that why you misspelt your surname?

I once robbed a bank
a bit

I’ve started breakdance battles in every continent I’ve visited and can’t even breakdance

@stevemcneill genius! 😂 😂

Sorry for starting this thread @Cougar I hope Steve is stopping @perchypanther from tasering you

I was drunk when I registered.

I was drunk when I registered.

With Cougar, we presume?

With Cougar, we presume?

Ah yes, I remember him. I had to tell him an increasingly elaborate series of lies about myself, culminating with saying as well as a TV presenter I was an astronaut for the European Space Agency. It had the opposite effect, at the end of the night he invited me back to his place for “gaming,” I agreed so long as I could send my security team round to sweep the place and install 8-bit consoles. He told me that was absolutely fine. I said I’d be right back, then ran for the hills.

I won a BMX contest when I was five.

At the time, I had never before ridden a BMX.

Sadly, my parents failed to recognise my obvious talent, and bought me a trumpet.

Well played Steve, you TV legend 🙂

He’s not Steve, he’s Scott, you already busted his disguise.

I agreed so long as I could send my security team round to sweep the place and install 8-bit consoles. He told me that was absolutely fine

This is clearly not true.
In that situation, Cougar wouldn’t have been able to resist saying “Ok Steve, sounds Mega”*

*Yeah, I know the Mega Drive was 16 bit and so does Cougar, but he’d have said it anyway**

** ‘Cause he’s on the Spectrum

My STW subscriber number is 666

He told me that was absolutely fine. I said I’d be right back, then ran for the hills

This is one of those periods where you have to read every bloomin thread in this place to have a clue what’s going on

likes

I’ve been inside over 40 prisons.

I got invited back main stage at the Greenman Festival and missed The Oh Sees while hanging out with Lambchop and Lift to Experience.

I sat next to Richard E Grant on the tube once.

An ex girlfriend of mine turned down the role of Tiffany in Eastenders.

I play guitar in a noisey manchester punk band.

You can upset your ears by listening to us here…

https://salvo2.bandcamp.com/album/salvo-fear-insight-split-salvo-side-only

** ‘Cause he’s on the Spectrum

OK, that was funny.

Was featured in an article in The Sun.
Escorted Honor Blackman (Pussy Galore in 007 film Goldfinger) to a charity ball.
Had a telephone conversation with Jo Brand.
Put a banner on the Pyramid Stage at Glastonbury, and had a brew with Michael and Jean Eavis in their farmhouse kitchen.
Got Paddy Ashdown to change his shirt and tie for a T-shirt in the middle of Yeovil high street for a charity campaign (to the admiration of all the nearby female shoppers).

I once asked stw for advice.

Was told to bum dogs with sausages……or bum sausages with dogs.

placed a pink flamingo on every military base I was ever deployed to.