Windy Miller was in fact played by Scott McNeill, who is also famous for the programme Go 8-Bit

… I am Perchy’s lovechild

A dangerous occupation.

Step away from the harmonica. I have a taser.

….and two more on back order

Aged 9 I unscrewed and stuck my finger in a light switch. Told my mum that 30 yeas later and she was horrified!

Whoa! You can unscrew your fingers????

I was impressed with this talent and thought it far more interesting than revealing the secret to your mum in later life.

I’ve been very very pissed with Bruce Dickinson 🤪

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I saved a hamster that was on a railway

Only for it to be re-homed later by Richard Gere

Is perchypanther Scott McNeill’s (you may know him from such programmes as Go-8-Bit) love child?

I am also in a music video with Robert Plant which can still be viewed on Youtube.

I once had that Nina (99 Red Balloons) in the back of my cab. Well I picked her and her band up from a hotel in a minibus to go to a gig my gf had organised.

Steve. It’s Steve McNeil.

Y’know? Cougars mate Steve?

Ozzy Osbourne took off an item of clothing and gave it to me.

in 1978 I was at a party with Bob Marley (he really was tiny)

Y’know? Cougars mate Steve?

‘im from that thing?

Hint taken and the harmonica has been launched, that bari sax I’m looking at is just begging for a toot!

Are you Windy Miller

Nope, the username was already taken.

If I’m honest, the reality of the statement is probably less exciting than anything you lot can come up with.

Although it does have something to do with 8 bits.

Although it does have something to do with 8 bits.

Are you Eccentrica Gallumbits, the octo-breasted whore of Eroticon IV ?

No, she was played by Scott McNeill, brother of the more famous Steve McNeill (you may know him from the STW “Post A Random fact about yourself” thread as Cougar’s mate).

that bari sax I’m looking at is just begging for a toot!

On the same day we’ve had adjusting one’s oboe as a new euphemism.

I once smuggled a haggis into the United States of America

Christ almighty, what have I started.

adjusting one’s oboe

is that what everyone does when they’re “working from home” ?

Christ almighty, what have I started.

Thought it was your mate who started it, it’s not like you presented the programme.

Christ almighty, what have I started.

Not just you. Steve too.

…and Scott.

@perchypanther – Dad, it’s really dark and horrible in here. I’m really sorry, can I come out now ?
I promise not to stick my finger in the cat’s tea-towel holder again.

I’m unusual in that I can do fractions on my fingers, as about half of one is no longer there.

@donald

I once smuggled a haggis into the United States of America

was it in your troosers?

as you travelled down from the isle of skye?

I promise not to stick my finger in the cat’s tea-towel holder again

Bizarrely, my youngest, (the aforementioned harmonica lovin’ taseree) once did exactly that to a ginger cat named Harry.

Harry did not take it well.

Was it Harry the Spider??

Tsk. If I’d just come down from the Isle of Skye I wouldn’t have had any troosers.

Was it Harry the Spider??

No.
Spiders do not require tea towel holders on account of always having a spare limb.

Harry did not take it well.

Should’ve used lube sudocrem

as about half of one is no longer there

#WorstBorgNameEVER

I went to school with Neil McNeill – poor ****, always in the shadow of his geeky brother(s)

I sold some AAA batteries to the guy who sang in Dubstar or were they AA

Dubstar fact number 2: Last weekend I was drinking (lots of) fizz with Steve from Dubstar, chatting about corona virus. His missus then bought some G+T, and mine was in plastic cup, his in a large glass glass. I accused them of ‘pulling rank’ to get a nicer glass and we all LOL’d out loud.

DrP

My diet mainly consists of biscuits and crisps.

Christ almighty, what have I started.

C’mon, be honest, did you start it for your brother in law?

I have been on TV – in an aussie documentary about larrikins

I’ve had lunch with ex King Juan Carlos of Spain. Worked on Rudy Giuliani’s superyacht. Used to set up parties in the dungeons of Windsor Castle and once recited the English Football Teams names to convince a paramilitary I wasn’t American so he wouldn’t shoot me in the head.

My Top 15 ( well 13) is on Radio Caroline tomorrow morning at 9am.

Evidence. I’m the one in the blue snorkel parka. Note there were only about 5 different coats available in the late 70s. And also note the guy with his back to the camera holding the file is only wearing one glove…

I thought paramilitaries in the dungeons of Windsor Castle were a 16th century sort of deal?

Mostly tourists these days, surely.

And also note the guy with his back to the camera holding the file is only wearing one glove…

He uses the other one to slap the face of any uppity peasants who get in the way of the queen.