I’m the correct weight for someone that’s about 8ft tall.

I was once an actor in a crimewatch reconstruction.

I was featured in a Japanese TV documentary about Munro bagging

I’m not actually a real panther

I have a bullet casing from the Guy Martin Spitfire episode.

I was featured in a Japanese TV documentary about tea bagging

The Joseph in Edinburgh’s nativity scene is a body cast of me.

I once made a chicken casserole for the Undertones.

I was featured in a Japanese TV documentary about bawbags.

When I was 14 I was quicker over 100m than Olympic medalist Mark Lewis-Francis.

I’m very rarely ready

I was featured in a Japanese TV documentary about bawbags.

I thought you were a bawbee?

I held a British record for a left handed clean & jerk.

I spent a weekend in a bedroom with Carol Smillie, Lynda Barker and my wife

I procrastinate over everyth……..

In 2006 I visited the most northerly and most southerly beaches in the UK within 5 days

I have never tasered a child

I am a qualified ice skater.

I once inspired a crimewatch reconstruction

I once took Natalie Imbruglia’s dog for a walk
I have seen Stuart ‘Psycho’ Peirce naked
I am entry number 0001 in the High Peak register of births

Last year I accidently became part of the honour guard for a ceremonial Kiwi release.

I once gave the Queen a spade.

I was invented in 1972 by a Swiss engineer named Gustav Panther

I stole stiff little fingers post gig sarnies.

I once gave the Queen a spade.

Did she call it a **** shovel?

My signature appears repeatedly throughout a Channel 4 series about Upcyling.

Chuck Norris taught me how to solve quadratic equations. Well, they solved themselves really as they weren’t gonna mess with Chuck.

I am giving serious consideration to tasering a child

I held a British record for a left handed clean & jerk.

With all this working from home, I think a few bored males may challenge that record 😉

I am giving serious consideration to tasering a child

Can I borrow your taser too? Or let me know where I can get my own one?

I can open a box of matches with my toes, take one out and strike it.

I have tasered a young adult.

Or let me know where I can get my own one?

I know a guy.

He’s a bawbag though 😉

My family has absolutely no genetic predisposition for innate talent at playing the harmonica.

I accidentally sprayed EDT in my eye about an hour ago.

I’m not an officer of any kind.

i caught and ate the pigeon, the one in the show was faked with cg

I have taken a leak in the middle of the admiral’s cabin on an aircraft carrier.

EDT

Every Day Taser?

I am a Japanese TV documentary film

I’m in a music video that was on music TV channels (and still on YouTube somewhere).