OMG

‘where did it all go wrong’ (George Best?)

😕

I know which will the better ride!

I like the bondage gear… could be a nice threesome eh?

Dont like the thought of needing a mudguard in bed

do you have over 6″ of travel there? 😈

Who is she?

😛

Who is she?

some old cannondale slapper

I do hope that young lady is going to put a coat on, if she goes out. It’s a bit chilly out. I fancy that skimpy nightie won’t afford much protection from the elements.

You’ll never keep her in toilet roll 😆