- Mrs B needs a joke to use in a job interview
So, Mrs B has a job interview as a teaching assistant on Thursday. My mum works at the school and has been asking a few of the recent recruits what sort of questions were asked in the interview….several of them were asked what their favourite joke was. So, not having a favourite joke, Mrs B needs your help.
Her criteria when I suggested asking the STW massive….just a one liner, nothing racist 🙂 she doesn’t half make me laugh!Posted 5 years ago
“Up until today, I always thought ‘career’ was a verb rather than a noun…”Posted 5 years ago
Google “Tim Vine”. His one-liners are awesome.
“I’ve just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I’ll tell you what, never again.”Posted 5 years ago
what is the difference between light and hard?
you can sleep with a light on.Posted 5 years ago
Two cows in a field, one goes, “Mooo”, the other goes, ” You bastard, I was just about to say that.”
Two ducks on a pond, one goes, “Quack”, the other goes, “You bastard, I was just about to easy that.”
Two MPs submitting expenses claims, one goes, “Oink, Oink”, the other says, “You bastard………… etcPosted 5 years ago
Man says to his wife: ‘Pack your bags, I’ve won the pools.’ She says: ‘What should I pack? Something light, something warm? Where are we going?’ He says: ‘We’re going nowhere. Just pack your bags and **** off.’
Courtesy of Bernard Manning.Posted 5 years ago
What’s brown and sticky….Posted 5 years ago
A favourite for both me and my 8 y-o:
Why are pirates called “pirates”?
Dunno, they just Arrrrrrrrr….Posted 5 years ago
Why did God only make one Yogi Bear?
He tried to make another but he made a boo boo!Posted 5 years ago
A woman goes for a job interview, she couldn’t think of any jokes so got to her husband to ask on a bike forum.Posted 5 years ago
What’s the bare minimum?
One bear!Posted 5 years ago
Polygamy–the art of parrot foldingPosted 5 years ago
I’ve got very sensitive teeth–they’ll probably be upset I’ve told you
In her best Eastern European accent “How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb? A : 25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food.”
I guarantee after that bit of casual racism, she’ll get the job.Posted 5 years ago
What’s brown and sticky….
The aristocrats!Posted 5 years ago
Actual truth: My current boss commented in my interview that I had a lot of patience. I replied by comparing myself with a really good doctor….Posted 5 years ago
Hedgehogs – why can’t they just share? (c) Dan AntopolskiPosted 5 years ago
Little Billy’s class went on a trip to the fire station. The
firemanfirefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: “Does anyone know what this is?”
Little Billy’s hand shot up and the firefighter tells him to go ahead
“Easy, That’s how Mummy knows dinner is ready!”Posted 5 years ago
what’s the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?Posted 5 years ago
How does one do well on a solution test?Posted 5 years ago
Curtesy of Radio 4 this evening:
‘There are 11 kinds of people in the world; those who can understand Roman Numerals, and those who can’t.’Posted 5 years ago
several of them were asked what their favourite joke was
chance of con-dems winning the next election.Posted 5 years ago
How many Teachers/Civil Servants does it take to change a light bulb
CHANGE!!!!! STRIKE!!!!Posted 5 years ago
Who can shave ten times a day and still have a beard?
What is a pirates favourite shop?
etcPosted 5 years ago
Knock knockPosted 5 years ago
What do you get if you cross a snowman with a shark? FrostbitePosted 5 years ago
Two teddybears in an airing cupboard, which one’s the solider?
The one on the tank.
What’s the second fastest food in the world?
What’s the fastest food in the world?Posted 5 years ago
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop?
You’re welcome.Posted 5 years ago
What’s the most offensive kind of elf?
A go **** yours-elf!Posted 5 years ago
A dwarf complained to the Policeman that he had been pick pocketed
The Policeman could believe anyone could stoop so lowPosted 5 years ago
What floats and goes quick?
A South African duck.Posted 5 years ago
What’s the most common owl in the British Isles?
The teat owl.Posted 5 years ago
My wife was sacked by a school for being cross-eyed. She couldn’t control her pupilsPosted 5 years ago
My wife’s an internet porn star.
She’s going to be furious when she finds out.Posted 5 years ago
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What’s the difference between an egg and a ****?
You can’t beat a good ****.Posted 5 years ago
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see the ugly bloke
Knock knock. Who’s there? The chicken.Posted 5 years ago
Apparently there has been an explosion at the alphabetti spagetti factory.
………….it could spell disaster!Posted 5 years ago
How do you kill a circus?
You go for the jugglarPosted 5 years ago
People in Egypt don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dahbi do..Posted 5 years ago
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