Laugh all you want, but I wouldn’t have mistaken you if you hadn’t written it in johnny age five prose.
Nobody would be taking the piss out of you if you hadn’t responded in the style of a surly teenager who was in such a rush to mock that they failed to understand what everyone else evidently did 😀
What are you talking about?
You took your car with no brake pads to an MOT, it failed, and you are upset that you have to replace your brake pads?
Are you sure you should be allowed to drive a car?
Are you sure you should be allowed unsupervised access to the Internet?