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  • More Bear Grylls bellendery.
  • globalti
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    Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t0mJ63Y8WM

    Breathtakingly fake; it makes you realise how edited and fake the media really are.

    mikewsmith
    Free Member

    nice vid bit **** but that is normal, whats your problem? It’s a mix of set shots and him actually climbing something?

    globalti
    Free Member

    My problem is the sheer dishonesty of it.

    jimjam
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    globalti – Member

    it makes you realise how edited and fake the media really are.

    Wait…..are you trying to tell me tv programes are edited….and perhaps not 100% real?

    scotroutes
    Full Member

    Shocking trail erosion going on there.

    mikewsmith
    Free Member

    are you saying he didn’t climb it??

    Bear
    Free Member

    Where is the dishonesty?

    funkmasterp
    Full Member

    ^^are you him? If so, Ray Mears is better than you 😉

    scotroutes
    Full Member

    mikewsmith – Member
    are you saying he didn’t climb it??

    I’d say thats a distinct possibility 🙂

    muppetWrangler
    Free Member

    ^^are you him? If so, Ray Mears is better than you

    Deep down he knows that.

    mikewsmith
    Free Member

    Why? Either back it up of head off to the conspiracy threads 😉

    scotroutes
    Full Member

    It’s not like he doesn’t have previous

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7304617.stm

    and there are plenty of other tales floating around in the outdoor activities community.

    Rorschach
    Free Member

    At least fame has’nt changed him.He was a complete bell swipe when I met him before he was on TV.

    nickjb
    Free Member

    My problem is the sheer dishonesty of it.

    Don’t watch any Attenborough, your head will explode.

    scotroutes
    Full Member

    I’m surprised he had the energy to climb after running all that way carrying all his climbing equipment.

    CountZero
    Full Member

    Breathtakingly fake; it makes you realise how edited and fake the media really are.

    You are the real Donald Trump, and I claim my $5!
    I personally have no time for Grylls, but all programmes of that nature are edited, even Ray Mears, who I consider to be much more honest in what he does., it’s an inevitable part of programme making.

    crazy-legs
    Full Member

    Dicovery Shed (channel 161 on Sky) has been showing a whole load of Bear Grylls Born Survivor series. Some of the stuff is actually quite interesting so long as you tune out the miraculous coincidences of him finding exactly what he needs in a rather MacGyver-esque fashion.

    5thElefant
    Free Member

    Wait until you see Jurassic Park.

    chickenman
    Full Member

    You mean he didn’t self belay himself up a 100m high tower with a 10m rope and three runners??? 😯

    dovebiker
    Full Member

    Amazing, climbing a route like that with a rack comprising 2 Friends – expect he was top-roped and hauled up!

    MrSmith
    Free Member

    Don’t watch any Attenborough, your head will explode.

    Yep, and 90% of the sound is by a foley artist and not real.

    DezB
    Free Member

    Was it a doedorant advert? The logo at the end looked like a version of Sure for Men or something. Do we have to get upset about faked adverts now?

    Did laugh at the auto-played next video – “Men’s survival trousers”! 😆

    wrecker
    Free Member

    Got to hand it to him, Edward’s made a career out of being a complete fake. Not that he needed to with a rich Tory MP father (Sir Michael) and mother (Lady Sarah). I’m sure Huckleberry and Marmaduke will be proud of him though.

    mikey3
    Free Member

    Lemony.

    Sandwich
    Full Member

    Dodgy friend placement and a static rope visible in shot while tying on to the yellow one. No, can’t be fake!

    martinhutch
    Full Member

    Absolutely hilarious. If it’s dishonest though, they need to make a better job of it. Didn’t even try to hide the top-rope on several of the shots. Even showed him tying into it at the bottom! 😀

    I wonder where his belayer hid while he was bounding onto the summit in triumph?

    I suppose there are still people out there who believe he abseils off knotted pig’s tendon.

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    He’s not even a real bear.

    perchypanther
    Free Member

    ….and he very rarely grills anything.

    Full disclosure: I’m not a real panther and I don’t think Flashy is an actual Captain either

    gobuchul
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    I saw one where he throws a grappling hook into a tree on the other side of a gorge, pulls the rope tight and then declares that he has no choice but to go for it.

    He then abseils down the “rope” that has transformed into a very tight steel wire. Brilliant. 🙂

    choppersquad
    Free Member

    I’m sure he doesn’t do lots of stuff that’s on his show, but if he can inspire some kids to join the scouts and actually leave their bedrooms to do some outdoor stuff then more power to him. He’s not exactly criminal number one is he?

    takisawa2
    Full Member

    To the 20 6/7 year olds who come along to Beavers every week, he’s a legend. I don’t dispute there’s probably a lot of fakery going on. 🙂

    pinkwafer
    Full Member

    Tying into a static rope and wearing trainers… Certainly fake.

    stever
    Free Member

    Mmm, when you realise the core audience is 10 year old boys it all makes more sense.

    dannyh
    Free Member

    Bear Grylls is awesome.

    I mean, he does all those things with his head stuck massively up his own arse.

    ajantom
    Full Member

    I particularly liked the shot of him at 1:42.
    He is literally hanging off the top rope with his legs out at an angle, but feet on nothing.
    Like he’s trying to do mid-air splits.

    BadlyWiredDog
    Full Member

    He’s not even a real bear.

    Hardly unique in that, I mean, Paddington, do you think he’s real? Or Yogi who is clearly fake and probably just an animation. The whole dishonest industry built around bear impersonation needs taking down. It makes me so angry.

    scotroutes
    Full Member

    I bet you’re not even a dog!

    gobuchul
    Free Member

    And he’s got no wires, never mind bad ones.

    Poopscoop
    Full Member

    No problem with BG but much prefer Ray Mears. No invented drama and he genuinely loves the people and places he goes to.

    Sort of guy you could have a beer with in the pub.

    BG… Not so much.

    esselgruntfuttock
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    No problem with BG but much prefer Ray Mears. No invented drama and he genuinely loves the people and places he goes to.

    My Mrs calls RM ‘that fat bloke that eats leaves’. 🙂

    I know his Mrs, Ruth. Lovely lass from a Durham ex pit village. (she really is really nice)

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