Message for older gentlemen who use the gym.
Just a quick PSA aimed at men of the Brut generation. It is no longer acceptable to wander around the changing room naked with your plums swinging on display. Not since the 80’s has it been acceptable to try and engage people in conversation with your towel draped over your shoulders and nothing else on. I do not want to talk to you when your pecker is out.
The modern day etiquette that you should adhere to is this. It is only acceptable to be naked during the short time gap between drying your genitalia and putting you pants on. This should be no more than 5 seconds and should not involve conversation unless it is somebody you already know.
Thank you.Posted 5 years agojoemarshallMember
Isn’t it simple – don’t want to see people naked, go somewhere with indiidual changing cubicles, don’t care, join a gym with shared changing.
I think it is an age / parenthood thing – just wait ten years and you’ll not give a damn about who sees your bits in public either. If you think about it rationally, it is pretty weird of you to be so freaked out about seeing a cock – what exactly is it that you’re scared of?Posted 5 years agowrightysonMember
No word of a lie two bigger sized early 20’s lads came into the swimming pool changing room the other day and just dried themselves off whilst still wearing their wet shorts, then put a top and coat on and left! Water still running down their legs as they made their way out of the changing rooms. 😯Posted 5 years agoteamhurtmoreMember
I have played plenty of rugby and other team sports but still have sympathy with the OP. Happens a lot where I swim with the most unlikely looking (?!?) being most on view. I am often thinking, please put it away. The worst case is a regular morning swimmer who compounds the nakedness with very noisy and dramatic ablutions every morning. I am not sure which turns the stomach more!
But kids generation do seem a lot more prudish these days! No showers or showering in trunks after sport!! Big change from my school days with cold and supervised ( 😯 ) showers!!!Posted 5 years agoTheLittlestHoboMember
Good god this is sad. It’s a changing room. That’s where you strip off, wash yer balls and get dressed. In my footy days the young lads were initiated into the team with a bit of changing room antics. I ended up getting chased naked by our, also naked centre half around a football pitch with him threatening to shove the corner flag somewhere.
Ok anything physical I accept wouldn’t be condoned these days but if you can’t scrub yer balls in a shower then you are the one with the problem. I expect your also scared if your kids see you naked in case it embarrasses you.
Never heard anything so stw as being offended in a changing room about people using it as it was intendedPosted 5 years ago
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