if you don't want to see them, beggar off to Ascot or somewhere else posh
No, how about not walking around like a scruffy ****t with no sense of style or originality? Our summer is not hot enough or long enough. Its just a lazy, thuggish way of dressing. I don't want to see your minging feet and pasty white legs thank you, keep them for your bedroom. Oh, and grow your hair and get a proper haircut while you are at it Uncle Fester, but that might require some thought and getting a barber to do it rather than using your own clippers, you cheapskate.
Flip flops should be illegal for driving in IMO, that would stop it.