Jokes that 95% of people won't get

Greybeard – Member
I don’t want to be pedantic but those are ravens, not crows
You’re just being unkind

😆

Wibble: Your hot water bottle sir?
Sir: “You got me out of my bath for THIS?? I didn’t ask for one!”
Wibble: “But Sir, as I was passing the bathroom I quite distinctly heard you shout: “What about a water bottle Wibble?” :

CountZero – Member

Greybeard – Member
I don’t want to be pedantic but those are ravens, not crows
You’re just being unkind
😆

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CountZero – Member

Greybeard – Member
I don’t want to be pedantic but those are ravens, not crows
You’re just being unkind
😆

Doubling up, CZ – Some kind of conspiracy ?

Are they Elephant paintings MTG?

Don Simon wins! Knew it sounded familiar 🙂

I quite like this one from Sandi Toksvig;

“If a doctor eats an apple every day do they have an existential crisis”

Man 1 : I never used to understand the difference between correlation and causation, so I took a statistics classe. Now I do.
Man 2 : So the class helped then?
Man 1 : Not necessarily

I’m addicted to brake fluid

But its okay I can stop anytime

it’s supposed to be jokes that most people won’t understand. Not sh1t jokes that most people won’t laugh at!

it’s supposed to be jokes that most people won’t understand. Not sh1t jokes that most people won’t laugh at!

*unsure if this is a joke most people won’t understand but afraid to ask in case it is*

Bloke walks into a bar and asks for a pint and a packet of rotary flavour crisps.

Barman says “sorry we’ve only got, Cheese & onion, Salt & Vinegar or fixed.”

A mate was talking about a project manager he works with who is attractive and single. Thinking I was being clever I said “Do you think I could be her Prince2?”

He replied “Right up until she kisses you and you turn into Frog3.2”

Man 1 : I never used to understand the difference between correlation and causation, so I took a statistics classe. Now I do

XKCD

The Red Lion

Sorry if you don’t get it, it’s an Inn joke.

The first rule of Tautology Club is…

The first rule of Tautology Club.