I’m absolutely baffled as to why all our resident STW lefties find me having an argument with some gammons in my local boozer a few years ago such an endlessly interesting topic of conversation.
To be fair the story gets better with every time you recall it!
You are now telling us that the fateful day when you had “a massive barney” with everyone down your local pub has now entered local folklore, you never told us that before!
It’s also changing, I don’t know if that’s due to Chinese whispers. In your original story you claimed that you shouted “you’re all bigots” before storming out of the pub, an eyewitness told you afterwards that someone piped up “what’s a bigot?” after you had gone.
Now you’re claiming that after you threw your wobbly you sat back down (presumably you had to stand up to deliver it) finished your pint and read your Guardian in an absolutely silent pub.
Which frankly I find even more hilarious! I have visions of everyone in pub sitting in deathly silence and looking at each other sideways wondering what the Guardian reading nutter is going to do next.
Plus of course the wonderful irony of someone who loses their rag and goes into a spectacular rant in a pub refering to the other punters as “gammons” isn’t lost on me. I can’t be sure what colour your face turned but I have no doubt that your blood pressure went through the roof!
And let’s not forget that the whole incident which you claim has now become the stuff of legends resurfaced because of this comment you made :
I reckon Daz and bridges should join forces and form a new political party with a catchy title reflecting their values and aspirations. Something like “Voters? They’re all ****s! Utter ****ing ****s the lot of you!” 😀
Not a particularly clever comment if you were hoping that your own embarrassing indiscretions would remain forgotten.
Posted 2 years ago
