Actually, What you need to do is a mug multipack:
TWATOS
Picolax
Sudocrem Cat
Owned With Bombers
Wee in their shoes
Hammer Frozen Sausage into their lawn
It works fine on my iPad
There must be one more classic I’ve missed to make it up to an 8-pack? Hamsters? Great Hack reference?
(Feel free to put my royalty cheque in the post)
EDIT: Oooh – a personal favourite of mine: “I remember this when it was all coffee and cream”. May not have the profile of the others, I admit…