I've had a few press photos done…

And as for me posting a pic of a bog on your thread Elfie, you asked for public buildings who’s architecture you appreciate. Well when I’m busting for a piss, I appreciate the sight of a bog – what’s wrong with that ffs ?

No, I do appreciate this

but unless you post photographic evidence that the structures you present do in fact have working toilets how will we know they’re not pointless edifices ?

romantic accompaniment is never anything I’m short of!

OK, I’ll keep my flaming freebie then!
But wait, were that assertion true why would do be wasting sack-time posting on here ?? Fess up!

it isn’t so much your posting of pictures of Public Conveniences, it was more your attempt at a statement against others’ appreciation of something wonderful and joyous.

But I am able to find it in my heart to forgive you, as being from such golgotha as you are, you are sadly incapable of such feelings of Ecstatic Joy that cultural delights such as Architectural Appreciation can bring.

Because I am nice like that.

why would do be wasting sack-time posting on here?

good point, I’m off to bed, night folks!

your attempt at a statement against others’ appreciation of something wonderful and joyous.

WTF you on about ?

By the way, I was down Brick Lane a couple of weeks ago and shocked to see great big signs everywhere with “Please use toilets provided” written in huge letters………what’s the matter with you people – do you piss in the road ? Dirty bastards 😐

what’s the matter with you people

‘You people’???

😯

Oh it’s all coming out now, in’t it, eh?

Marvellous, that is. Saying we’re all subhuman scum now. Nice. Probbly racist too.

another one

at least he’s got his hat on!

the first one looks like a press photo from ‘big brother’…

simonfbarnes – Member
did Ghandi ever have sex ?

He was known to have a bit of a weakness for the ladies.

And now for something completely different….

I’m sorry but I don’t think they are very good…. but there again you haven’t made clear the context. What do you do and who is the target audience? ‘Press’ is a bit wide.

Do you sell bowler hats?

Spontaneous v Contrived?

I have no idea how you could even consider that comparison, J-me.

Nutt looks like something off CSI what would be guilty or horribly murderered.

…its a fair cop

ah context, for my press pack (I’m a singer songwriter http://www.oldghosts.co.uk)

following on from my ‘big brother’ press photo… this is what i mean..

I thought the 2nd one was quite good.

I’ve got one of MrNutt with longer hair

Not sure if the fluffy bit out the back is extensions or not 🙂

He was known to have a bit of a weakness for the ladies.

but that might just be he liked to be spanked…

What do you do and who is the target audience?

fauxmosexual I imagine! Oh, but I think everyone who slags off Alex should post a compromising shot of themselves to be fair:

(admittedly, I didn’t pay for that)

what are they for?
you look like a magician.
but yes, they’re good
if you’re a magician…

heh heh Dez you’re a cruel cruel man! 😀

and I got them as a freebie so I’m pretty happy with them, Those aren’t the best ones they’re gonna let me have the good un’s later

OK, fair enough. Fred’s right – they are technically good but not creatively engaging or inspiring… ahem

Not quite Anton Corbijn.

But better than where you were.

Second one is the only one that works for me at all.

Sincerely – good luck

I don’t have any pics of me online atm…

Ear, Dez; ‘ave you got the Beautiful Thing™? Could bung that up. The ladies liked that one.

I thought they were cute Mr Nutt, even though I don’t really know squat about photos. Better than that pic of Elfin with his ferret hanging out anyway 🙂

I thought they were cute Mr Nutt

so, he would have pulled if he hadn’t said he was already sorted 🙂

Beautiful Thing?
What this one?

F-W-O-O-R-R!!

That is indeed quite beautiful, but I meant this year’s Beautiful Thing™, you know, the one your wife (and many other ladies) liked.

Do you know, some **** nicked that hat off me? Think it might’ve bin in a pub somewhere. Utter, utter scum. I loved that hat. 😥

Better than that pic of Elfin with his ferret hanging out anyway

Don’t be so silly you silly girl.

I don’t really know squat about photos.

Obviously. 🙄

only the poshest tramps wear Rab

Behold; the Beautiful Thing™! 🙂

It has made many a fair heart swoon, has that.

Do you not think the photo for the Self Abduction (Dark) Blues is where you should be at?

I think he looks grumpy 🙁

or a scary stalker person…

Personally I actually quite like the top one. It’s interesting as I had someone volunteer to photograph me for her exhibition this week, and I was thinking her shots may provide me with some useful PR pics.

But yeah, the second and third don’t quite work for me, but the top one is a good one for certain PR I reckon.

simonralli in my clutches:

Luckily the photo of me on the cover of my book is from a far more flattering angle, although I am also wearing the same bandana in the pic 🙂