If you dropped a 60p jar of herbs onto a £200 ceramic hob…

…which would you think would shatter eh?

😕

Arsebiscuits.

ooooooof!

Well, that’s what happenz if you invoke the spirit if Mrs Chimbong without considering the consequences…

What does your lad think of you about doing such a thing?

I would take a wild guess at it being the hob 🙁

it’s karma for calling your lad a knob – at christmas

You don’t get a lot of ‘herbs’ for 60p these days.

Must’ve been in a very small jar. 🙁

In our holiday accommodation last week. Transferring the money tonight.

More arsebiscuits.

Time to upgrade to induction!

I know. I know. I know.

*might be cheating though*

I also reckon, hmmm, adds about 50% onto the original cost of the holiday?

Arsebuscuits indeed.

it’s karma for calling your lad a knob – at christmas

I agree. I don’t think you can ever be forgiven for saying such a thing about your angelic little child. 😐

DD I know that you know 😉

I’ve only just had the final figure so I’m all upset again.

it’s karma for calling your lad a knob – at christmas

I agree. I don’t think you can ever be forgiven for saying such a thing about your angelic little child.

Exhibit A

He’s a knob.

Remember the wise saying though Harry ‘Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn’t put it on his head”

I think that probably applies to woks too

binners speaks the truth!

i like to put the wok under my shirt and do impressions of what deadlydarcy looks like in jamie’s imagination, then i have a little cry when i realise it fits neatly over my belly!

then i have a little cry when i realise it fits neatly over my belly

Skinny bastid, when I put a wok under my shirt it just looks like I have a sticky out belly button.

More arsebiscuits.

Is this what you were cooking at the time?
Made from those arse-potatoes?

Next thyme – be more careful.

Please don’t pepper the forum with puns.

Sage advice there.

this thread is peppered with comments rubbing salt in the wounds…

I saw this cumin, I really did……..

obviously the op is a clumsy fecker who needs to learn to act more gingerly.

Exhibit A

The poor little lad; he’s obviously quite disturbed. And who can blame him? 😥

I can’t fit a wok under my shirt; too big.

A Balti dish works ok though. 🙂

That picture makes me laugh. Reminds me when i was young I used to get very bad hayfever but still want to go out and play in the fields around the house. The only way I could go out without my eyes turning into blamange was to wear those yellow and black swimming goggles with vaseline up my nose. God I looked a proper nutjob!

60p herb jar broke a ceramic hob?

I’ll bayleaf that when i see it.

cayenne’t you get it fixed?

This is anise thread now.

Thyme sure does fly when you’re making puns.

as a seasoned poster you should have expected this.

you called your boy a knob? Sheesh, what a jerk 😀

I’m taking all this with a pinch of salt

it’s all fenugreek to me.

some of these jokes are in bad taste

It’s about thyme this thread was locked.

There was some sage advice above; get an induction.

You mustard known this would happen??

This thread is peppered with so many bad puns.

Have you cinnamon about repairing it, it could save you a bob or two..?

Yeah yeah… If my parents were rich I could have paid for it with a card o’ mom’s.

brakes – Member

some of these jokes are in bad taste

I know. It’s brought be out in chives.

Perhaps some superglue would be i’dill to repair the damaged hob?

One moment the jar’s in your hand, and the next its tarra-gon….

cost you a mint eh