if Mumsnet gets a bit tame

landover baptist is utterly hatstand. I think.

Astonishing.

EDIT: surely they’re being ironic? In which case it’s pure genius.

This is where scientists come up with mumbo-jumbo like “gravity”

I lol’d.

These experiments are all confirmed by creation scientists as being 100% accurate.

If I ever meet someone who refers to themselves as a “creation scientist”, I may have a sudden urge to hit them in the face.

I hope it’s all a joke ,look at some of the other threads

Why, if the Rev Jim Osbourne wants to go to such lengths to convince us that the earth is flat, does he use a globe in his signature pic?

Class.

It’s a wind up, poking fun at American christian fundementalists. Quite elaborate though!

OK, those people seem to be actually serious, and not being ironic at all.

Good Grief.

Seems that the sun is a mere 500 miles away and everything that Newton’s laws of motion explains can be covered with “intelligent falling”, “intelligent pushing” and “intelligent pulling”.

Yes, really.

it satire and quite full on at that – thanks for the link.

The following groups of people CANNOT BE TRUSTED. Do not read anything they write, or use any device that they have invented.

……

Mathematics teachers and other believers in Pi

In the Bible Pi is a neat 3 (reflecting the trinity, no doubt) while math teachers believe it is an ugly, messy 3.14159. Despite some legal attempts in some state legislatures to return it to the divine purity of 3, pi has hardened its heart and refused to conform to the biblically prescribed norm.

😯

this is some sort of weird genius
8 reasons why god hates science

Why, if the Rev Jim Osbourne wants to go to such lengths to convince us that the earth is flat, does he use a globe in his signature pic?

its flat in the picture…..duh! 😉

its flat in the picture…..duh!

So where’s the other half Einstien? 😉

So where’s the other half Einstien?

DISBELIEVER!!!

Boba Fatt: I sincerely hope that was you trolling the poor buggers, I’m crying with laughter at the use of encyclopaedia dramatica as a reference. Bravo!

Wow they just went one step too far.

No! The eco-terrorist groin-massagers known as bicycles are banned by local bylaw. Freehold Iowa is proud to be the city with the highest car-to-human ratio in the world. Look around for yourself.

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Boba Fatt: I sincerely hope that was you trolling the poor buggers, I’m crying with laughter at the use of encyclopaedia dramatica as a reference. Bravo!

I cannot take credit, wish I could, it’s pure genius

Pure genius.

Jesus!

We need to introduce those icons next to our user names. The panda which indicates “Mission to Australia” is a particular favourite of mine along with “Ex Masturbator”

Absolute classic! Ezekial Bathfire, indeed.

sheer genius

. Boys should not be encouraging girls to blow on their horn. Imagine all the strange things that would be on his horn. Boys tend to be messy and may have some cheese on his horn. I am sure Felicity would not want taste some moldy cheese stuck on the boys horn.

The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional[1] Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a satire of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States.

– Wiki

EDIT: removed, to be on the safe side.

This lot are real and worse…
Westboro Baptist Church[/url]

That lot are really unpleasant.