All I see so far are some pretty amateur levels of pathetic middle aged man acceptance, so hold onto your cocoa and prepare to be impressed…
After leaving the military and realising I could no longer fall back on Middle East tans, fresh war stories and my “nothing to do during downtime but hit the gym” sculptured body to impress the young ladies I made a plan.
What profession features lots of young, often attractive females who may find a collection of old war stories ‘interesting’? What profession also enables you to routinely display your caring nature in front of said attractive young females and will occasionally find you at work social functions, where the ratio of attractive young females to men (let alone increasingly saggy middle aged ones) is firmly in your favour?
Welcome to the world of nursing, where your dad jokes are laughed at by women young enough to be your daughters and where, when out on social functions, you turn full-on self-designated protector to ward off young, non-healthcare connected males from ‘your’ group of females.
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