Hairstyles for a 61 yr old man

I’d like to recommend a Robert Smith:

Because I’m like that (not the hairstyle)

Robert is 63…

Go for the full Wolverine look. Massive unkept mane and HUGE sideburns.

That used to be my go to. Let it grow uncontrolled for 3 months, then a 5mm buzz cut.
Rinse and repeat…

Only stopped when the kids were little, because they thought it was hilarious to grab daddies sideburns and pull.

Just cover it with a beret?

I thought i would give an update.  I still havent had a haircut.  18 months or more now.  A couple  of pics for your entertainment 

Using reading glasses to keep it under control

The full mop

Have fun chaps.  Its almost there for a pony tail or manbun

You could get a Starmer? Wrong thread?

I’d look like Dougal (Magic Roundabout) if I didn’t cut mine (nearly 54)

How about the man bun?

How about the man bun?

🤔 5 Pinter 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺😍😉

🙂

Ill take that as a compliment

🤔 5 Pinter 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺😍😉

You owe me a keyboard!!

You owe me a keyboard!!

🤣

That second pic has a look of a poor man’s mick jagger!

Definitely a perm – and change of colour.

I’d like to recommend a Robert Smith

Ken Dodd tribute haircut!

Going by the 1st pic, looks like makings of a mullet.

Smooth it down with Putoline, ‘cos you’re worth it?

Don’t, for the love of all that is holy, be a 61 year old man with a pony tail.

Yeah ponytails are for wimps. Go big or go home. Be a 60somethimg year old man with pigtails.

Just release your inner rastafarian.

for the love of all that is holy,

But being only 58 is alright though, right?

Asking for a friend…

In my, sorry, my friends, defence its to keep hair out the piercings (so that they heal properly… honest!).

Pam St Clement has lost weight…..

Well jel, just shaved mine all off.

They say no man is an island.
They’ve obviously not seen the top of my head…..

No suggestions of a hair style, but I’m here to say I’m enjoying everyone’s replies… 😂😂😂

62 now? You can’t defy time.

What a disgrace,a proper Samurai would have those brows tidied up🤣😉

That second pic has a look of a poor man’s mick jagger!

Nigel Heseltine was my first thought…

*sniggers*

So, is it 62 now? You’re amongst friends…

Yup – 62 1/2

Anything but a man bun! 🤦‍♂️

Another ‘The Cure’-inspired suggestion for you…

There is only one true haircut (which I believe round here is colloquially known as a binners!)

All other things aside TJ, all of these clever bastards throwing peanuts probably lost half of theirs a decade or two ago.

If there’s one thing I’m good at it’s growing hair. I’m somewhere between James Hetfield and Barry Gibb right now, but you’re winning a War On Grey that I’m rapidly losing.

Aye – the main reason I have grown it is to piss off the slapheads.  vain?  Moi?

Also its my midlife crisis.  I worked for it and deserve it.  Red sports car next.  Well Hellooooo young lady  Want to come for a ride in my Jaaaaaaaag?

 the main reason I have grown it is to piss off the slapheads. vain? Moi?

Not only have you got all that hair you don’t even have the decency to have a good spread of grey tucked in it.  While my mid 40s head is more grey than 50 shades. 

Its my revenge ‘cos you slapheads stole my testosterone.   I also cannot grow a proper beard

Its actually much more grey than it looks in those pics and a lot thinner than it used to be.   Back in the 70s I had a full Crystal Tipps hairdo

Get yourself a proper perm. Full on Kevin Keegan 70s special

Lockdown meant my hair didn’t get cut, which meant that a day outdoors wearing a hat to avoid 3rd degree burns meant my hair just got long and lank and sweaty.

Five minutes with my beard trimmer and the #1 comb and I was nice and comfortable. All my friends said I should have given in to the inevitable and done it years before. It works, people who don’t know me assume I’m in my early fifties.

Seventy next year. 😎

Time for an update?  Seeing as you lot wete useless with your advice i still have not had a haircut

Man bun

Ponytail

Full Dougal

Full Dougal is the winner there.

Full Dougal is the winner there.

The jury’s out, but Man Bun is definitely the loser.

Full Dougal isn’t wildly dissimilar to my own, though it’s a little shorter currently because I’m halfway between annual haircuts.

You look like a Pound Shop Denethor.

Is that what you’re going for?