Why do straight guys like watching burds lezzing off but don’t have the same interest with the fellas?
Also, if you watch straight porn and get aroused – what is pressing the buttons? You are watching some chap fire his todger about left right and centre but that’s ok cos a burd is on the receiving end. But two blokes – all of a sudden a stiff walloper is a complete no-no.
Nowt worse than switching onto the ten minute freeview and it’s the, ahem, gentleman’s selection.
Have I said too much?
So, Simon Cowell eh? crikey