I’m out with about 80 Aussies. This is no longer going well…

How on earth did that happen?

FFS!!!!

Cheers,
Jamie

Would it be funny if scores ended up level….

Does Hughes know lunch is 4 minutes away? What a cracking shot though 🙂

nothing else for it, time for some mockers.
this fella’s superb, i reckon he’ll get at least 150, then run through our top order in true Warne style.

there, that should do it….

That recipe of Michael Holdings sounds delishish… Not!!

Not going to happen now!

zokes – Member – Quote
I’m out with about 80 Aussies. This is no longer going well…

Just let the ladies explain the game to you!

Michael Clarke should declare, just for the hell of it! 😀

Just in case anyone’s never seen it!

Cricket: As explained to a foreigner…

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that’s in the side that’s in goes out, and when he’s out he comes in and the next man goes in until he’s out. When they are all out, the side that’s out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay all out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!

🙂

Again, I am off to bed, I have no friggin idea what news shall await me in the morning, fingers crossed it’s good, night all!

Or maybe I’ll stay up until we lose our last wicket…

That stumping been given not out has proved to be quite controversial eh?

apparently Agar bats No3 for his regular side

Cunning tactics from Clarke and Lehman eh? Send in a sandbagger at 11, stick a tail on it and call it a weasel!

England bowlers lost the plot for an hour or so, as did Cook as Captain you have to say, allowed 2 batsman to find their feet and get set, may just prove a match turning session, maybe… To be honest, this is the position Australia should be in, but with another 4-5 wickets in hand to capitalise further, we shouldn’t have needed such an unlikely miracle to eke out a lead…

WTF is happening at this cricket match 😯

mikewsmith – Member
if Agar makes a ton then I’ll finish the bottle of red I have and buy some more Ozzie wine in protest!

I could sort you out with that.

Get on with it then! Send it up with Jason this weekend

Right. Agar. I’m out with a bunch if scientists. He will now forever be known as seaweed man

Has anyone not told them this isn’t a 20/20?

I suspect Henley CC will be looking for another overseas pro for the rest of the season.

England have to take encouragement from this – surely our top order should be able to score some runs on this showing.

If we ever bowl them out…

This game is cruising for a draw, I don’t see why the excitement!!!

Bugger, feel a little sorry for the young bloke. Only a little mind.
COME ON ENGLAND!

Cheers,
Jamie

Poor sod!

Oh no! I don’t think I’ve ever been so unhappy about an Australian wicket falling.

Awww, he deserved a ton! No more than that, mind you!

Right, now let’s put them to the sword!

Any one else gutted he didn’t make his 100?

What happened

Such a shame, but what’ a great fantastic knock from Agar! Hopefully he inspires the bowlers into some further heroics… Now I really am off to bed, night all, see you in the morning 🙂

(Averts eyes in anticipation of England throwing this away in spectacular fashion)…

2 short what a proper shame that is

No one saw that coming what a fantastic couple of days it has been so far

Ok now can they bat?

If an Aussie noob can do it, I reckon England will make a few. 😉

Ashton Agar, you’re now a legend of Australian sporting folklore, well done young man! Now, get back out there and take a five-for 😀

And I really am off to bed now, night all

Blimey, can only check in every few hours or so at the moment…..each time, so far from what was expected. Must be exciting to follow live.

Nice of the agar chap not to run it in with a century. But fine performance “mate”!!!!

Right, a nice boring traditional test innings now please- I can’t take much more of the last day and 1/2!

Cheers,
Jamie

i have achieved very little at work today…. please make it less interesting!

a nice boring traditional test innings now please

Good start on that front – 5/0 after 5.4 at a rate of 0.88. 😯