The geological age of the earth compressed to a timescale we can understand – one year
The Earth and the rest of the solar system is formed on New Year’s Day.
It wouldn’t be until late November that we saw the first animals with hard parts (fnarr!)
The first tetrapods appeared on land on the first day of December
The dinosaurs died out in a mass extinction that occurred on Boxing Day
Human beings appeared at about 11.35pm on New Year’s Eve
Stonehenge was built about thirty seconds before midnight
The industrial revolution was a second ago
…..and in that second, we’ve managed to **** it all up to the point of no return.