‘Iceland’s’ luxury mince pie range
Well that’s a challenging thought – Iceland has a luxury range?
The thing that gets me is the constant arse-ing around with the recipe that supermarkets feel they need to get into, Crumble topped? Orange and Spiced Rum?
They still sell the traditional ones alongside the interesting ones, for boring old farts who complain about modern life.
I got overexcited by finding a reduced price pack of scones a while back, only to realise at the last minute that they were choc-chip! what sort of monster thinks anyone wants choc chip scones?
Obviously no-one, that’s why they were reduced. Only an idiot would ever excitedly buy reduced goods without checking what’s inside the container. And no, I didn’t mistakenly buy salted caramel Welshcakes a couple of weeks ago because they were reduced to half price. Salted caramel Welshcakes, wtf is the world coming to? Why do manufacturers insist on messing around with Welshcakes? What’s wrong with good old plain Welshcakes?
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Oh, and back to the main point, I’ve had two boxes of mince pies so far. Both iced. Both excellent.