Farage chased out of a pub

Farage must now know how Muslims feel when a hostile mob marches through their towns.

Do the EDL do congas? I think I’d go and watch that. especially if it was a hostile conga, I’m not sure how that would work, but it would be interesting to see.

A long line of people chanting “Come on and do the conga” can be rather intimidating, especially if you are a little shy and reserved. And sober.

EDIT : Having said that I always feel an urgent need to exit whenever I see Morris Dancing. Perhaps the EDL should try Morris Dancing to really piss people off, specially with them being proud of their English heritage and all that.

Well it’s kind of disco, so I don’t see why not.

Disco Love baby, yeah

EDIT : Having said that I always feel an urgent need to exit whenever I see Morris Dancing. Perhaps the EDL should try Morris Dancing to really piss people off, specially with them being proud of their English heritage and all that.

Very good point – I get annoyed, as in “get that pish off my telly”, when I see morris dancing (and I’ll include my mate Big Fat Morris in that as well for the sake of inclusion). Given that the EDL seems to be about making already angry people angrier, morris dancing would probably work – except my mate Big Fat Morris, unless he was dancing on your car, then it probably would.

ive been wondering whether the EDL see UKIP as just the political wing of their own far right posse

ermies comments about the edl targeting the congaees and recent edl statements suggesting their supporters should vote ukip
and that stupid tory MP the edl entrapped will undoubtedly benefit ukip in the area

He wasn’t an MP.

Perhaps the EDL should try Morris Dancing to really piss people off, specially with them being proud of their English heritage and all that.

Thought they already were?

I’m amazed that what with all the furore about MPs having second jobs his flower stall’s never been mentioned.

morris dancing is actually quite good fun

perhaps if the edl took it up theyd be a bit less angry, and theyd love all that blacking up ^^^^

ive been wondering whether the EDL see UKIP as just the political wing of their own far right posse

You mean they’re not?

footflaps – Member

ive been wondering whether the EDL see UKIP as just the political wing of their own far right posse

You mean they’re not? [/quote]

Does that mean other opposing parties are communists or extreme communist related parties? Could Green or Labour etc on the left be the political wing of communism? Do you like communism?

My grandpa was a communist and he gave my grandma syphilis … 😯 Ya, true story and my grandma told me he was a womanising communist. Ya, my late grandpa was always on moral high ground yet loved to dip his wick … freely. Bloody communist – grandpa that is.

Were you dribbling on your keyboard when you wrote that?

ChubbyBlokeInLycra – Member

Were you dribbling on your keyboard when you wrote that?

😆 No, but some genuine questions.

If centre right, right and extreme right equate = dictator/fascism.
Then does that not mean centre left, left and extreme left = dictator/communism?

Therefore, does that not mean the same argument can be applied to all?

Or are you equating the left with lesser evil? If so why?

Which side are you on?

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My grandpa was a communist and he gave my grandma syphilis …

That’s probably the most imaginative right-wing argument I have ever heard.

You should make a placard with “My grandpa was a communist and he gave my grandma syphilis”[/b] written on it and take it on EDL/BNP/Britain First marches or anti left-wing counter demonstrations 💡

I take it you had a very close relationship with your grandmother if she was willing to share with you who gave her syphilis?

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ive been wondering whether the EDL see UKIP as just the political wing of their own far right posse

Britain First, if there’s any difference between them and the EDL, appear to be making that claim :

Vote Ukip, says far-right group Britain First

ernie_lynch – Member

My grandpa was a communist and he gave my grandma syphilis …

That’s probably the most imaginative right-wing argument I have ever heard.[/quote]

It’s true. Fact! My grandpa would say chairman Mao was the greatest person in history. He did and he considered western imperialism as exploitation of the weak … 😛

In fact some of the communists we knew were more entrepreneurial than the capitalist! Fact!

You should make a placard with “My grandpa was a communist and he gave my grandma syphilis” written on it and take it on EDL/BNP/Britain First marches or anti left-wing counter demonstrations

Do you still get STD like syphilis nowadays? I thought it was STD associated with Vietnam war … no?

I take it you had a very close relationship with your grandmother if she was willing to share with you who gave her syphilis?

Yes, we were and she shared her story with all of us grandchildren. Bear in mind, our culture means we look after our old and live in the same house.

That’s what we all said all the time amongst relatives and family members like bloody grandpa might have infected us all with syphilis. Ya, we said it loud amongst the villages and everyone would laugh. Bloody grandpa infected the family with syphilis. I remember whenever he tried to open his loud moral high ground mouth, my grandma would ask him about him visiting prostitutes and hookers … 😆

edit: you do know I do not support any political ideology? Yes? They are ALL ZM. Yes? Therefore, I am fair to all regardless of your political affiliation.

It’s true. Fact! My grandpa would say chairman Mao was the greatest person in history. He did and consider western imperialism as exploitation of the weak … take that!

I’m not doubting that your grandpa gave your grandma syphilis, I just can’t help thinking that there are probably more convincing anti-Maoist arguments than “My grandpa was a communist and he gave my grandma syphilis”.

I’m assuming that you would still not be an admirer of Mao Tse-tung even if your grandpa had managed to keep his dick away from hookers?

edit: you do know I do not support any political ideology? Yes? They are ALL ZM. Yes? Therefore, I am fair to all regardless of your political affiliation.

yup, definitely dribbling possibly a side effect of the Dunning–Kruger syndrome

ernie_lynch – Member

I’m not doubting that your grandpa gave your grandma syphilis, I just can’t help thinking that there are probably more convincing anti-Maoist arguments than “My grandpa was a communist and he gave my grandma syphilis”.

What we used to say that grandpa was pretending to be communist but actually he was more interested in his female comrades and chasing skirts but his macho ideology was just a front for his desire and lust … 😆

Ya, nobody was anti-Mao because if you are poor regardless of who is in power you are still no better off.

I’m assuming that you would still not be an admirer of Mao Tse-tung even if your grandepa had managed to keep his dick away from hookers?

I don’t have much opinion of Mao really but he did have a funny hairstyle. 😆

ChubbyBlokeInLycra – Member

edit: you do know I do not support any political ideology? Yes? They are ALL ZM. Yes? Therefore, I am fair to all regardless of your political affiliation.

yup, definitely dribbling possibly a side effect of the Dunning–Kruger syndrome [/quote]

I am not superior in anyway or form than anyone else i.e. as in your Dunning-Kruger syndrome. C’mon! What sort of answer is that?

You have not answered my question. Are you left or right in ideology? Or do you agree with me that ALL of them are ZMs?

Please do not try to evade my question by giving me pussy footing answers … are you aligned to left or right? 🙄

Very good point – I get annoyed, as in “get that pish off my telly”, when I see morris dancing

What channel are you watching?

What we used to say that grandpa was pretending to be communist …

He wasn’t even a communist then.

So your argument against the left is : “My grandpa wasn’t a communist and he gave my grandma syphilis” ?

I have to say that’s even less convincing. I would stick with claiming that he was a communist even if he wasn’t.

ernie_lynch – Member
He wasn’t even a communist then.

He was. But he was also a hypocrite towards my grandma …

So your argument against the left is : “My grandpa wasn’t a communist and he gave my grandma syphilis” ?

Try not to read too much into that as I have no hidden meaning behind that except my grandpa was a communist and a hypocrite. 😆

I have to say that’s even less convincing. I would stick with claiming that he was a communist even if he wasn’t.

Nahh … We don’t even want to defend him for how he treated my grandma. Moral high ground … ya right …

Oh ya, my grand uncle (grandpa younger brother) was also an cultural revolution “elite” that got murdered by a “capitalist” relative. Great grandma cried her eye out. One day the red army (the extreme ones) took the revenge for my grand uncle by executing the murderer relative in front of his family. Dragged him out of his house and bullet to the head. End off. They then moved on to more mass murdering … true story. 😯

Then out of huger our great grandma, grandma and grandpa decided to move to greener pasture as there was too many killings on mainland then they sold their souls to the British missionaries … for food. When I was a kid I asked them if they actually believed in all those shite they laughed and told me that would believe in anything to survive. Shite or not.

Then the Japanese arrived … bloody grandpa was enlisted as a Jap teacher (alternative was head off with sword) because he looked like a Jap and could speak Japanese! Crikey, how he managed that we do not know until today.

There you go … a simple story to cheer everyone up. I do every time I recall the story with my parents and relatives. Particularly regarding my womanising grandpa. I mean FFS even at 70 yr old (he died at 77 yr old) he tried to chat up female coffee shop waitresses in front of my aunt! Aunt used to call him dirty old git. 😆

So murder, intrigue, hookers, syphilis, souls sold, apart from that …… a happy family?

ernie_lynch – Member

So murder, intrigue, hookers, syphilis, souls sold, apart from that …… a happy family?

Ya, pretty happy to some extend … 😛

http://www.theguardian.com/stage/2015/mar/23/beyond-ukip-cabaret-nigel-farage

This thread amuses me.

So murder, intrigue, hookers, syphilis, souls sold, apart from that …… a happy family?

explains a lot though, doesn’t it? and that’s before the crap job and self loathing get brought into it

ChubbyBlokeInLycra – Member

So murder, intrigue, hookers, syphilis, souls sold, apart from that …… a happy family?

explains a lot though, doesn’t it? and that’s before the crap job and self loathing get brought into it [/quote]

Nahhh … you are pussy footing again … see what I mean. 😆

I shall ask again are you left or right aligned in ideology? Or do you agree with me that ALL of them are ZMs?

How hard can that be to answer the questions above? 😆

talking about you not to you
i don’t see why you think i’d be remotely interested in any of your questions.

ChubbyBlokeInLycra – Member

talking about you not to you
i don’t see why you think i’d be remotely interested in any of your questions.

C’mon I just want to know your answer that’s all.

A simple one word description like ‘right’ or ‘left’ will be sufficient.

C’mon! It’s STW forum! 😛

you do know I do not support any political ideology? Yes? They are ALL ZM. Yes? Therefore, I am fair to all regardless of your political affiliation.

Also, Ernie is on fire this week. It’s making me very happy. 🙂

Not read the thread, but….

How your average little-englanders UKIP/TG fan’s brain works:

– Clarkson rants at and punches his producer because he doesn’t get a steak for his tea (his own fault) – ‘just a bit of a scuffle, lads being lads, it’s all just banter innit really, CLARKSON IS A LEGEND!!!’

– Farage gets the piss taken out of him by some silly protesters – ‘chased out of a pub by a baying mob WITH HIS KIDS THERE!!! IT’S AN OUTRAGE!!!’

I think both the right and left wing supporters should up their ante by destroying as many of their opponents as possible. It only make sense that both sides retaliate against each.

The system is rotten to the core on both sides so regardless of who are in power they are evil.

Let’s see how these groups of ZMs neutralise each other out and let the ordinary hard working folks continue with their own lives.

🙄

If the protestors didn’t have video cameras coming out the bum then they’re idiots…

But then considering how many news outlets are willing to carry apparently unfounded versions of events, and how keen people are to believe them, would it matter? Protest is essential for democracy, if protest is misrepresented and misreported in the media where are we?

The point here is Farage was having lunch with his family. Comparison to Clarkson is irrelevant other than to say no politician would get 1 million signatures calling for his re-reinstatement.

Spies in the Conga line !

UKIP doesn’t deny it :

Ukip spy ‘attempted to encourage abuse of Nigel Farage and criminal damage’

“But he not only spied on us, he actually urged some of our members to commit criminal damage.”

Very good point – I get annoyed, as in “get that pish off my telly”, when I see morris dancing

What channel are you watching?
Crikey, I know there are some minority interest channels on satellite TV, but one for Morris dancing? That’s pretty niche even by today’s standards!