The Shining

Tripadvisor – 1 star.

Rosemary’s Baby

Snipadvisor -1 star

Punter falls in love with prostitute.

Donnie Darko takes it up the Rangers end.

A cockney (with a NY accent), a rabbit and…. ‘by god that’s a hot cartoon woman’

The rescue mission goes wrong as the ship if full of immigrants, luckily they get sent back from where they came from so everyone can sleep peacefully.

Man finds excuse to buy a bigger boat. Things don’t go according to plan.

6th sense

boy tells dead man he sees dead people, dead man doesn’t get it

Spaceship answers distress call,it was a trap.

Abandoned sociopathic child tortures petty criminals.

At Christmas.

Orphan gets Willy out,splash,happy ending.

WarGames.

No need for a World war, a game of chess is better.

The Shining

Tripadvisor – 1 star.

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Prostitute steals from rich kid, trashes his parents car then leads him into a life of crime to cover all the costs.

Risky Business

Home help shows children how to tidy up bedrooms ,reminds their father about kite flying ,but fails to properly risk assess dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps.

The Italian Job

Benny Hill wanders into the wrong film

Police arrest the right criminal. He makes up a load of old bollocks.  They let him go.

Brief encounter

2 people don’t have sex on a station

Delivery driver is late

Castaway

Rocky:

Bumbling simpleton loses a boxing match, but gets a girlfriend…

We really should have a spoiler warning; I’ve not seen some of these!
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lots of lingering looks between mates on holiday .small man gets his ring destroyed

Mrpotatohead – I thought this was brokeback mountain?

American thinks about stealing a plane from the Russians

Firefox

Professional teaches young girl to care for his plant after he dies

Leon

Speed: A good reason not to use public transport in the US.

Speed2: A good reason not to go on a cruise.

Hairy American student doesn’t stay on the road then visits capital city, finds love with a nurse.

Hollywood.

Movie producers and/or gangsters.

A cowboy who drives the golfcart.

Bad Espresso.

Nipples.

A monster hiding behind the bins.

Sapphic awakening.

Falling into a box.

Tiny scurrying pensioners.

Other stuff.

American rents flat but dies after running out of butter.

Last Tango in Paris

Man invites children to sweet factory,bad things happen.

Man travels up a river to meet bald fat man, is interrupted by surfers having a barbeque

Weekend at Bernie’s – two men repeatedly abuse a corpse due to missing some crucial information. Hilarity ensues

Texas Chainsaw Massacre – Arts & Crafts obsessed family forced to resort to extreme measures to finish various ongoing projects due to lack of local hobbycraft.

Man miles goose with face 19 and a bit years ago.

Apparently set in a time when the majority of gooses didn’t have faces.

He’s not as big as people thought he was , with some kicks and punches .

Unorthordox detective really doesn’t want to join the after-work motorcycle club because he feels it’s beyond him.

Policewoman joins the CIA for the transport perks but realises its really not for her so leaves

Latex masks mean assignment is merely quite difficult but flying helicopters in tunnels is really not recommended.

Two high school students cheat at their history test and get away with it

Man loses car. Finds it.

Guy comes up with get rich quick scheme but gives it all up for a waitress

A group of city boys go on a canoe trip in Red-Neck country. Murder follows a rape, followed by a drowning, and another murder. The survivors go home and promise never to speak about it again, and that is that. Or is it?

I’ve had a few goes at Pulp Fiction…. it’s a tough one

Rear Window:
Closeted, self destructive old man accepts the advances of a girl young enough to be his daughter after ruining a perfectly good murder.

Marnie:
Woman abused as a child ‘cured’ by violent man.

Batman:
Spoilt child grows up to be spoilt man with rubber fetish after seeing parents brutally murdered.

Alien:
A group of astronauts demonstrate why it’s always a good idea to join the union.

Wings of Desire:
Angels get the blues.

Marathon Man – dentist tackles health & safety issues running.

I’ve had a few goes at Pulp Fiction…. it’s a tough one

Pinched from elsewhere:

The moving story of forbidden love between one man and two hillbillies.