- Explaining a film plot, badly
Time travel, spider eating, kidnap, amateur dentistry shenanigans… Or severe mental illness… You decide.
Sweaty homo-erotic volleyball, some planes go whoosh, Goose dies, Tom loses his confidence, gets it back, beats the baddies (and by extension communism).
Meat covered, time traveling robot, murder/kidnap shenanigans… Or severe mental illness… You decide.
Bostonian, Irish gangster shenanigans, everyone kills everyone else, only Marky Mark survives.
Days of thunder:
Top Gun, but in cars, and without the volleyball…
Man attempts to save his failing marriage, end up endangering several civilians with gunfire and explosives…
Bumbling simpleton loses a boxing match, but gets a girlfriend…Posted 4 months agofunkmasterpSubscriber
Beauty and the Beast:
Grumpy, bearded, rich hermit kidnaps old bloke. Old blokes daughter negotiates a hostage swap. She suffers a slow descent in to insanity and starts talking to cutlery. Locals attempt to rescue her, but stockholme syndrome. Villagers die.
Nuclear weapon testing. BOOM! BLAMO! Giant lizard. Lots of property damagePosted 4 months ago
A man had three sons. One was angry. One was sad and silly. One was clever and a bit angry.
The man put a bit of orange peel in his mouth and fell down. The angry son died of lots of bullets. The sad and silly son died of some bullets because the clever and a bit angry son told a man to put the bullets inside him. The clever and a bit angry one died of sad.
(Godfather Trilogy)Posted 4 months ago
Damnit Mr potato head. That was pretty much my description of deliverance.
Some men go in some boats. One of the men plays a guitar with a boy with a big head who plays a banjo first. A bad man puts his winky in one boat man’s bottom and tells him to say weeeeeeeee. Waistcoat man kills the bad man with a bow and arrow and he dies too. The other men are sad and get out of their boats.Posted 4 months ago
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