Explaining a film plot, badly

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  • Premier Icon tomhoward
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    Man regrets answering public phone.

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    12 monkeys:

    Time travel, spider eating, kidnap, amateur dentistry shenanigans… Or severe mental illness… You decide.

    Top gun:

    Sweaty homo-erotic volleyball, some planes go whoosh, Goose dies, Tom loses his confidence, gets it back, beats the baddies (and by extension communism).

    Terminator:

    Meat covered, time traveling robot, murder/kidnap shenanigans… Or severe mental illness… You decide.

    The departed:

    Bostonian, Irish gangster shenanigans, everyone kills everyone else, only Marky Mark survives.

    Days of thunder:

    Top Gun, but in cars, and without the volleyball…

    Die Hard:

    Man attempts to save his failing marriage, end up endangering several civilians with gunfire and explosives…

    Rocky:

    Bumbling simpleton loses a boxing match, but gets a girlfriend…

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    Beauty and the Beast:

    Grumpy, bearded, rich hermit kidnaps old bloke. Old blokes daughter negotiates a hostage swap. She suffers a slow descent in to insanity and starts talking to cutlery. Locals attempt to rescue her, but stockholme syndrome. Villagers die.

    Godzilla:

    Nuclear weapon testing. BOOM! BLAMO! Giant lizard. Lots of property damage

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    Finding Nemo:

    A bit like Taken, but without Liam Neeson.

    sobriety
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    Grave of the Fireflies

    Two children go on wonderous adventures in post-war Japan, eventually they are re-united with their absent mother.

    Lord of the Rings (all of them)

    Extended Picnic

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    Shrek

    Fat ugly blokes can get laid too.  But only when they stop chasing hotties and find a fat ugly woman.

    Star Wars.
    Impressionable youth gets radicalised by religious hermit.
    Goes on to blow up a military base.

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    The Matrix:

    The drugs do work.

    mikewsmith
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    Taken 2 – n
    You saw the first one right?

    Nuns on the Run
    2 failed bank robbers explore religion and cross dressing

    Klunk
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    Hunt for the Wilderpeople

    man takes boy into the woods and is chased by police.

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    Children of the Corn:

    Threats to withhold pudding don’t go down well

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    Blade Runner: computer left out in rain breaks down

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    Blazing Saddles:
    Rascism, men farting, and the N-word.

    P-Jay
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    Warring Factions following flawed religious dogma use slave labour and weapons of mass destruction to commit genocide in a bid to rule.

    Star Wars.

    mrmoofo
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    The Revenant : A man walking in snow and falling down a lot. For three hours.

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    Tom loses his confidence, gets it back,

    mikewsmith
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    Solo

    Thief tries to steal more and more impressive things to impress the wrong woman.

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    In the end ,he’s a ghost!

    zzjabzz
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    Foolish, virgin, Christian copper dies so that islanders don’t have to eat tinned fruit.

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    Recycling robot stalks another robot after humans render earth uninhabitable.

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    The Shawshank Redemption:

    Man murders wife and evades justice.

    arrpee
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    A man goes for a long walk with his son. Some men try to eat them. (The Road)

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    Alien,

    Company tries to save money by using tramper to do multi drop pickup  They don’t pay overtime.

    Lord of the rings

    lots of lingering looks between mates on holiday .small man gets his ring destroyed

    Damnit Mr potato head. That was pretty much my description of deliverance.

    arrpee
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    A man had three sons. One was angry. One was sad and silly. One was clever and a bit angry.

    The man put a bit of orange peel in his mouth and fell down. The angry son died of lots of bullets. The sad and silly son died of some bullets because the clever and a bit angry son told a man to put the bullets inside him. The clever and a bit angry one died of sad.

    (Godfather Trilogy)

    arrpee
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    Damnit Mr potato head. That was pretty much my description of deliverance.

    Some men go in some boats. One of the men plays a guitar with a boy with a big head who plays a banjo first. A bad man puts his winky in one boat man’s bottom and tells him to say weeeeeeeee. Waistcoat man kills the bad man with a bow and arrow and he dies too. The other men are sad and get out of their boats.

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    Ex nun sings some songs while looking after a rich mans kids. Oh no! The nazis are coming, escape over the alps.

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    Civilisation is built on exploitation of children, but finds improved working conditions are a benefit.

    Monsters Inc.

    cokie
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    127hours

    Man sits in gully for 127 hours, drinks his own **** then chops off his arm

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    Masked billionaire runs around city at night, beating up the mentally ill while his nemesis eradicates organised crime.

    Edukator
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    Un homme achète une jolie maison en viager, le vendeur vit plus longtemps que l’acheteur.

    hundredthidiot – or we could both have said

    people regret walking through a big wood and regret meeting local characters

    DrP
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    Labyrinth:
    Famous singer and his gang abducts child in a theme park and blames older sister.

    mikewsmith
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    Possessed toys fight against a boys need to grow up.

    Toy Story 1-3

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    A truncated version of the bible. With robots.

    Rob Hilton
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    The Shawshank Redemption:

    Man murders wife and evades justice.

    Claustrophobic scatting ensues

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    Small boy tortures petty criminals in an empty house, rather than informing authorities.

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    Rich kid skives off school.

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