Eating in the toilets

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Guy I knew camped in a public loo on a trip when the weather was bad. Actually set up a bed and stayed the night. Cooked dinner.

In a public convenience.

Guy I knew camped in a public loo on a trip when the weather was bad. Actually set up a bed and stayed the night. Cooked dinner.

Might be ok depending on where you are. In NL the public loos are often cleaner than my dining room. In the UK not so much.

Might be ok depending on where you are.

North Wales!

why didn’t you just finish eating the apple before going to the toilet?

I’ve asked myself the same question every day of my life since it happened.

😆 is this thread performing a valuable therapeutic service? I feel like it might be!

Some of those chat gippidy names could also double up for those municipal toilets that get shut down by the council and sold off and turned in to trendy/hipster eating places / snack bars.

This whole thread grosses me out a bit.

I don’t even like taking my empty coffee cup into the work loos on the way to / back from the coffee room.

I don’t even like taking my empty coffee cup into the work loos on the way to / back from the coffee room.

I feel the same way  I don’t even like taking a cup into the bathroom at home, let alone into a cloud of another gentleman’s urine 🙁

Guy I knew camped in a public loo on a trip when the weather was bad. Actually set up a bed and stayed the night. Cooked dinner.

A friend is an adventure racer and she says they sleep in public toilets in long races sometimes if it’s a good option.

Food goes in.

Digested food comes out.

I don’t think the two things should happen at the same time.

I called my maths teacher mum once…

So did my classmate. To be fair, the teacher was her mother. That’s a hard one to discombobulate on a daily basis.

Only a week or so ago I was called mum by a kid in the class. Not the first time either. Not what you really expect though for a 61 year old male with a beard.

Many years ago we had a problem in my  class with a turd dropper.  At the local pool we were using the pool side cubicles. Whilst lining up some kid spotted a turd in one of them. We couldn’t identify which child but had a damn good idea from those we thought were changing in that area. A few days later  some kid said, “there’s a turd on the carpet”. Class TA and I played it down as coming in on some kids foot but were felt sure that our phantom crapper had done it again. Same couple of kids suspect with a definite favourite. He wore shorts and was very grubby.  Next week the same call went up again but this was in the pool. It was like a scene from Jaws. Kids screaming and trying to swim away. Hmm. Our suspect wasn’t there.  That shut the pool for the day.  Eventually we found out that it was an angelic little girl who wouldn’t use the bogs at school as they were grim and scary so she crapped herself if she couldn’t hold it in. Mum was mortified.

don’t even like going for a poo anywhere but my own house FFS.

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Eventually we found out that it was an angelic little girl who wouldn’t use the bogs at school as they were grim and scary so she crapped herself if she couldn’t hold it in. Mum was mortified.

Light hearted thread, but that’s quite sad, poor kid.

Maybe I’m socially inept but I read the anecdote about the angelic girl discarding poos as being a ‘wrong un’ who was doing it in protest or as an act of naughtiness. I now feel bad about myself and for the young girl.