Dont bother reading the instructions

So not a big fan of Read The ******* Manual but I couldnt get the filter thingy out of our Tefal iron.

So I dug the user manual out and got as far as reading “Never iron clothes which someone is wearing“.

Instructions / manuals are just for idiots obviously. I was right all along.

I’m confident that somebody, somewhere has tried to do that.

A while ago my mate decided to quickly iron a crease in his work trousers after he put them on.
Forgot he had the steam setting on = nice iron shape on his thigh 🙂

I had a hammer with a sticker on it warning me not to use it to strike hard objects

Google gets these other gems:

Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.

Accuracy is given as±([% of reading] + [number] + [number of lease significant digits])..

Somewhere (probably in America), someone probably tried to sue Tefal for not warning them about ironing a shirt while wearing it, and being America they probably won. So we all get to laugh at stoopid warnings.