Donald! Trump!

His press conference is beyond parody, just talking utter rubbish.

Making America Grate Again.

“I’ve saved the slaughter of 3 million people in idlib province”, they want to give me the nobel peace prize”

ff sake, just shoot the orange **** now and do us all a favour.

This takes throwing your toys out the pram because you couldn’t have what you wanted to a whole new level.

I liked when he started singing about court rulings. I want to see Theresa May dancing to it

Agent Orange’s best quote: “ I didn’t need to do this, but…”

Trump admits his “National Emergency” isn’t really an emergency

So, are we your friends and allies, or not?
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/pompeo-stresses-importance-of-us-friends-a-day-after-pence-blasted-key-allies/2019/02/15/863cc166-3135-11e9-86ab-5d02109aeb01_story.html?utm_term=.019d7c625de4

It’s also good to see just how equal everyone is in dTrumph’s Amerika, including those elected members of their State government:
https://eu.usatoday.com/story/opinion/policing/2019/02/14/georgia-unlawful-arrest-police-brutality-black-women-policing-the-usa/2854252002/

I’m surprised – and disappointed – that there has been no assassination attempt…..so far.
Fat orange pig – should be easy target.

Agent Orange’s best quote:

He really is lining it up for the opposing lawyers.
Lucky he got the two picks on the supreme court since reckon it will end up there. Not sure that will really be to his detriment though since it will take long enough he can use it as part of his electoral campaign.

Fat orange pig – should be easy target.

In recent US (and European) history most of the loonies with a penchant for violence are those who would agree with him politically. If it was the 60/70s I suspect he would have ended up the wrong end of an assassination attempt. That and the secret service have upped their game after that embarrassing incident in 1963.

flipping ‘eck that’s some serious porridge!

So, three possibilities

1) Manafort loves Trump so much he is prepared to spend the rest of his life in prison to protect him
2) Manafort thinks Trump will pardon him
3) Manafort is so scared of Russian oligarchs that he is prepared to spend the rest of his life in prison to avoid testifying against them.

The alternative of course is that Manafort is so dumb that he thought he would get away with repeatedly lying to the special counsel. And we know that Donald only hires ‘the best people’, so that is presumably not an option.

Fat orange pig – should be easy target.

Go for it.

Texas Helicopter Hog Hunting

Fat orange pig – should be easy target.

Go for it.

Nah, that’s too easy! Fish in a barrel springs to mind. I’d like a bit more of a challenge.

It would be fun though chasing him about a golfcourse with a helicopter and a machine gun.

There is a big assumption here that he can actually run.

He could still end up as a cell mate of Manefort at this rate though

Mueller has recommended that Manafort gets 24 years, gues he’s been mullerered

There is a big assumption here that he can actually run.

I had assumed that the best he could manage would be a sort of moderate waddle, hence my comment.
Maybe put a rubber ring around him and chuck him into a flight of fast rapids, he’d be a much more challenging target…
Bob’s yer uncle…

“Donald Trump, we’ll see you in court”
As Agent Orange so rightly said, he didn’t have to do this:
https://www.npr.org/2019/02/15/695251288/donald-trump-we-ll-see-you-in-court-california-to-sue-over-emergency-declaration?t=1550361901434

flipping ‘eck that’s some serious porridge!

thats some serious anti ageing cream/hair dye!

Mueller has recommended that Manafort gets 24 years, gues he’s been mullerered

Think it’s something like 19-24 years plus pay mooosive fines.

Anyway witch hunt no collusion but let’s not forget this is for his previous tax fiddling plus his porky pies but it’s a definate signal,if old donny’s been a bit naughty in the past.

But definately serious porridge.

Or he knows this will get stuck in the Supreme Court for longer than his tenancy, the wall will never get built and he can turn around and say I tried everything including a national emergency.

The guy is an total embarrassment to the office of the presidency and I can’t wait to see the back of him. But, this may be a masterstroke.

Hurts my teeth even suggesting giving him some credit.

Hurts my teeth even suggesting giving him some credit.

yep could be the masterstroke that enables a democrat president circumvent the gun lobby entirely.

yep could be the masterstroke that enables a democrat president circumvent the gun lobby entirely.

Not while the gun lobby have guns. Too many nutters in that deep there is no taking them away now.

Not while the gun lobby have guns.

the federales love it

yep could be the masterstroke that enables a democrat president circumvent the gun lobby entirely.

Democrats thank Trump for opening the door to making climate change, gun control and healthcare all national emergencies

many a jest said in truth 😉

Trump jr is a class act too…
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/editorpicks/why-donald-trump-jrs-loser-teachers-comment-was-a-chilling-moment-for-educators-around-the-world/ar-BBTHB7u?ocid=spartandhp

The whole Trump Jr thing is double weird. I mean, literally all he’s ever achieved in his life was to be a lucky sperm- he dossed around for a while, did some catastrophic failure business stuff for his dad, then suddenly- he’s giving speeches about teachers and people are listening. Get to ****.

The whole Trump Jr thing is double weird. I mean, literally all he’s ever achieved in his life was to be a lucky sperm- he dossed around for a while, did some catastrophic failure business stuff for his dad, then suddenly- he’s giving speeches about teachers and people are listening. Get to ****.

Or his daughter, a handbag saleswoman trying to fend off her dads leering advances but somehow advising who should head up the World Bank

I have to remind myself sometimes that this is actually happening and it’s not a weird fever dream

literally all he’s ever achieved in his life was to be a lucky sperm

Mostly true of his dad, too.

Mostly true of everyone.

Mostly true of everyone.

Most people are the product of a lucky sperm?

he dossed around for a while, did some catastrophic failure business stuff for his dad

Which Donald are we talking about here?

Most people are the product of a lucky sperm?

Yes, but some are a gift from God.

it’s odd that new thump spoof as it’s not really a spoof it’s just factual reporting 😉

Yes, but some are a gift from God.

If you say so.

Essay from Jim Wright
Malice

This is still my favourite Trump clip (skip to 1 minute in):

This is one for the Fox News/Tucker Carlson fans. Delicious takedown – takes a while to get going, but worth it.

Watch Fox News host Tucker Carlson call one of his guests a 'tiny brain…moron' during an interview. NowThis has obtained the full segment with historian Rutger Bregman that Fox News is refusing to air. pic.twitter.com/kERYPUaGLY

— NowThis (@nowthisnews) February 20, 2019