I have to have a number zero all over every week. But then, as my beloved has pointed out, I have ‘Tory Leader Syndrome’. If I let it go longer than a few days I start to resemble William Hague, any longer and I’m drifting into Ian Duncan Smith territory.
And does it make me look rough? Well i was in the pub last Saturday and a big group of p**sed up lads were generally being annoying. I told them to ****ing behave. They all shut up immediately and looked very sheepish.
As they left, one of them came over and apologised. It soon became apparent, much to mrs Binners amusement, that they’d all assumed I was a bouncer. I think that tells you all you need to know