- Current insult of choice
Watched a TV show about a young offenders programme in my local area where the inmates were using every insult and expletive imaginable to refer to each other with little effect. The worst curse words imaginable were being used with impunity.
Then one accused another of being a “Pure Daftie”.
30 seconds later the pool table was upside down , there were sirens blaring and multiple casualties.
Never refer to a 17 year old Weegie as a Daftie. They do not take it well.Posted 3 years agodavidtaylforthMember
Being scottish, I don’t need to piss around, I can call you a dick and you’ll feel as if you’ve had every other insult in the thread multiplied together and then concentrated. It’s just delivery really. Ya dick.
I think a Scottish accent is an ideal partner for insults and swear words. You’d probably be safe to use the majority of the insults posted on this thread, and still sound credible.Posted 3 years ago
I’m not sure how I’d feel if someone called my a “cockwomble” in a whiney, slightly posh, southern accent. Not insulted though.garage-dwellerSubscriber
It’s a bit long but….
You empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
It’s multicultural too as you can do it with a silly French accent.
I quite like “prat” and “pillock” too. I’m really trying to keep the mouthiness rained in though. I’m not sure it really helps anyone.Posted 3 years agoCountZeroMember
Russian and Yiddish are a fertile ground for colourful insults, “Yob tvoyiu mat!” basically “go (have sexual relations with) your mother” is pretty good, “putz, yutz, schmuck, schmoo” are short and to the point.Posted 3 years ago
****-wit and shit-for-brains are my two most-used
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