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  • Current insult of choice
  • shermer75
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    Wotsit Hitler

    😆

    alanf
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    Smarm bag crud face?
    Cretin always handy too.

    natrix
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    ‘Lummux’ has recently crept into my vocabulary……………..

    iainc
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    Doesn’t quite carry the same shock value up here, frinstance, someone can be labelled a ‘Good C__t’ and it’s seen as a term of endearment.

    only in the Shire, only in the Shire…… 🙂

    mrwhyte
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    I did tell someone today to stop being such a plum.

    I quite like using this for emails though.. http://web.mit.edu/dryfoo/Funny-pages/shakespeare-insult-kit.html

    blader1611
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    Riff raff

    nickhit3
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    f*cknugget/choad/tip/Botham/ripe tw*t

    trailwagger
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    The missus and me try to out un-pc each other with insults from our childhood.

    Spaz
    Spazzer
    Mong
    Joey Deacon
    etc

    would never use on in public though!

    IHN
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    I’m not a homophobic asshat, so would never use it in anger, but the phrase cocoa-shunter is undeniably glorious

    Hmmm.

    bikebouy
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    Trimix – Member
    Remainer

    That’s not an insult, it’s more an intellectual acknowledgement.

    Hicksy
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    It’s “clown” for me.

    letmetalktomark
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    Its a nice simple one for me.

    Moron.

    a stupid person.
    “we can’t let these thoughtless morons get away with mindless vandalism every weekend”

    slackboy
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    Ever since The Avengers I’m a fan of “mewling quim”

    I also quite like “you doughnut”

    coomber
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    I think non-sweary and offensive wins. My favourite is simply a Numpty.

    teasel
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    Cad

    Edit : I should add that it doesn’t have to be used with a posh accent, it’s short enough to be thrown with a bit of venom. I used it in a C u next Tuesday moment but I reckon the guy was too young for the word to make any sense and he merely frowned.

    The ****!

    Ginger
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    I like the poshness of peasant or commoner.

    The best thing to do is smile and blow a kiss. It really confuses people. 😆

    supersessions9-2
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    I’ve been rewatching the thick of it on Netflix, attempting to remember some of the glorious tucker insults.

    Personally numpty is a favourite I can use in front of the kids.

    Aw years ago I called a driver who pulled out on me a stupid c… His windows were misted and he didn’t look. Fair assessment I thought. However, he disagreed, chased me down and threatened to smash my face in. Hence confirming my assertions.

    scuttler
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    Dickhead is the hardy perennial of the insult world. Obvious in its malice, lacking in profanity so unlikely to cause offence beyond its target and not subject to any scrutiny by the PC-brigade.

    It’s even better if you’re a scouser.

    ctk
    Free Member

    **** nob.

    Wookster
    Full Member

    Gob Sh@@te

    honourablegeorge
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    Nobeerinthefridge – Member

    Doesn’t quite carry the same shock value up here, frinstance, someone can be labelled a ‘Good C__t’ and it’s seen as a term of endearment.

    I’d use it endearingly from time to time too, but there’s no mistaking the tone when it’s used as an insult.

    jamesoz
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    Cock Eared F–k Monkey

    mahalo
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    my dad calls us (his 3 sons) faggots.
    alright ya faggot what you up to?
    what ya doing that for ya faggot?
    turn this shit off you faggots?
    cup of tea, faggot?

    sometimes he softens it to ‘fagchops’

    i genuinely dont think he knows what it means outside of his own bubble tho!

    martinhutch
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    I’ve been rewatching the thick of it on Netflix,

    Peter MacNicol in Veep is where it’s at now.

    iainc
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    I have an uncle who loves to both insult, and compliment, in his very posh normal accent, with the phrase you useless son of a no good father 🙂

    Tom_W1987
    Free Member

    It’s gotta be the C word.

    Saying it in a room full of Americans is glorious. Aussies take the edge off though.

    nickhit3
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    my dad calls us (his 3 sons) faggots.
    alright ya faggot what you up to?
    what ya doing that for ya faggot?
    turn this shit off you faggots?
    cup of tea, faggot?

    sometimes he softens it to ‘fagchops’

    i genuinely dont think he knows what it means outside of his own bubble tho!

    has there been a ‘things my dad says thread’ yet on STW? i feel your pain here. The last one there is brilliant in its unashamed horror.

    Wookster
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    Ass-hat

    neilwheel
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    You f’ing Pillock.

    km79
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    Again, what about ‘pooftah’ or ‘fairy’? Or ‘homo’? ‘Bender’, what about that?

    Nah, jobby jabber is better than those.

    aracer
    Free Member

    Pleb

    belugabob
    Free Member

    Pod-person

    Oxygen thief

    stevedoc
    Free Member

    Jebend or Dick or my personal fave

    Fullwitt !

    somafunk
    Full Member

    F’ing Bawbag or cockwomble are my current fav’s.

    TheFlyingOx
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    I find picking a random body part or item of clothing tends to confuse first and then anger, and it’s highly amusing.

    For instance:
    “**** you, Eyebrows

    or,
    “Oy, Shoes. Do us all a favour and piss off.”

    jonnyboi
    Full Member

    Cock knocker

    aide
    Full Member

    Found this one the other day
    ARSE-FLAKE
    Been word of the day for a few days now

    rmacattack
    Free Member

    i drift back and forward to ‘numpyty’

    hatter
    Full Member

    Monkey-toucher

    paladin
    Full Member

    choob

    or

    tube

    not sure how to spell it, so probably shouldnt use it

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