Eternity Property – marketing slogan of Yorkshire tea house.

Chronic.- Missing time.

Alert – something your country needs.

Student – the imprint on the bowl the morning after your mothers hotpot.

Camera – a period of history where they couldn’t quite make a circle.

seatpost – armchair delivery service
dairy – a yorkshireman challenges his mate to ride that drop

Reverend.-A very speedy motorcycle courier.

Paradox.- Two boots.

Paradoxical.- Being kicked twice to the nuts.

Parabola.- Testes.

Bedridden – conventional copulation

Boomerang : A missed call from someone in their 60s.

Retard.- The toughest bloke in Newcassel.

****ter – social media channel for foolish people

Ejaculate.- A Scotsman misses an appointment in Yorkshire.

Psychopath.- A segregated cycle lane.

Bamboozle – A nozzle made from bamboo

Polish sausage – eastern european euphemism

Microwave – unspoken greeting between cyclists made without removing their hands from the handlebars. Also a greeting between car drivers; made without removing hands from the steering wheel.

Microwave – Middle English – a hesitant socially awkward greeting in public places where there is a risk of it going un acknowledged.

Not to be confused with:

Popty Ping – Welsh medical term for premature ejaculation.

Rollercoaster – failed victorian invention for quickly moving drinks from one end of the table to the other.

Blowout : Yorkshire lady with questionable morals

Slippery – a bit like a slipper
Vanish – Quite like a van
Trolley – like a troll
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Merseyside – killing of Scousers
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Battery – where you put your bat when you go on holiday

The Endocrine System.- Ardrishaig.

Himmler.- A Man-Cave.

Palindrome.- The new T.V. series from the Monty Python star.

Organ Grinder.- A condom, stuffed with gravel.

Bio.- A Welsh lad.

Baby Bio.- A very young Welsh lad.

Pirate – the anger experienced by a pie connoisseur when confronted by a ‘lid’ casserole or other fake pie variant.

Innuendo- Italian suppository

Spoilers – People who dig holes.

Illegal – sick raptor
Bingo – a windy day

Eternity Property – marketing slogan of Yorkshire tea house.

Needs a bigger audience. 👍

Send that to Bettys in Harrogate…

Flippant – a carefree gymnastic insect

Anion – for uncreasing your clothes

Cation – what you use to smooth the creases out of your cat

Ionising – happily doing the laundry

Just found this thread. In my very hung over and sleep deprived state I didn’t get the first line of the first post. When the penny eventually dropped I actually wet myself! 🙂

Extractor Fan : Someone who no longer likes tractors.

On a similar note… http://liff.hivemind.net/

Trash – Yorkshire mans itchy red skin.
Bark – Noah’s standby boat.
Contract – Grifters throat.
Radio – really cool input/output from the 80’s

Alternative -To change a member of the indigenous population.
Indigenous – A species particularly fond of jangly guitars.

Lampoon : Used to hunt whales in the dark.

Millipede : The smell of the concourse at the old Wembley Stadium.

Catastrophe. Prize for feline rear of the year.

Communication. Holiday in a kibbutz

Catastrophe. Prize for feline rear of the year.

very good.

Clarity. Looks or tastes a bit like red wine.

very good.

It is – doubles as a tea towel holder.

But not, I repeat not, a pencil sharpener.